But I don't WANNA live in Gilead!

Don't be fooled; the Word Search section is a killer. Some of them are *backwards.*

(Seriously, though... watching my mom not be able to draw the interlocking squares or the clock face was mind-blowing. 7 years from diagnosis to death.)

~ chef kiss ~

I expect my toilet to keep its damn mouth shut.

What is the combined IQ represented here? Does it crack the 3-digit mark?

I'd rather ride with this guy.

And holding serious discussion about pearls. How many strands? What length? 18"? No, too short to grab. 36"? Too showy. How about 24"? Should we *all* wear them?

That is scarily impressive.

When you set the bar so low an infant can crawl over it.

That's what I'm thinking. Probably having a "best troll" and/or "best AI video" competition,

I guess his "natural immunity" to Covid hasn't been helpful in this situation.

No kidding! I'm worried about how much of the $40bn is going to his stylists, hair product, a piano, and a candelabra.

There he is, daydreaming about when sharecroppers and a company store were hip.

/ no swastikas

Narrator: And by "America" they mean "White America." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

All of his social media ghostwriters are absolute dipshits.

After the boys of maga have gone...

Also,"Ewwww! Dirt! Get it away from me!!! Where is my valet?"

All the better for him to look down his nose at us, the mere mortals.

The never-ending look of snotty arrogance on Bessent's face: "Oh, you mere peasants would never understand these things. Be gone now." 🤮

It's the stench of willful ignorance.

And plead ignorance to absolutely everything.

It makes you a little nostalgic for the kinder, gentler "have some pudding, Grandpa" dementia that descended on Reagan.

Oh, well. We don't need anything from "the 51st state" anyway. Uhhh.... wait.... Dammit. Idiot.

You just know there'll be a toll to walk through that magic arc(h). But the proceeds will all go to charity.

I definitely feel like "Gizmo" when I'm listening to these idiots.

Well, I can't unsee *that*. 😂
He probably is an energy vampire.

With two months to go, you may need to allow for 750.

He does realize that Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, etc., didn't erect and name their own monuments, right?

Yeah, I know... probably does and thinks they're suckers. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It's how he does everything. Why stop now.

May I suggest... Audrey?