𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝

Ever seen a raccoon slowly close a dumpster lid with its creepy little hands? That’s Trump every time Epstein’s name comes up.

Reaching out to Ghislaine now is like asking the captain of the Titanic for travel advice.

He was arrested for DWB.

Flying Corgis Disrupt Airspace, Demanding Treats and Belly Rubs

Congress deadlocked.

Forget gridlock: we’re in a Lolita Express Lockdown.

I drink very little. This is true.

It’s true. Michael Cohen wrote about it and the video surfaced afterwards.

Trump accused Clinton of running a crooked charity and being a sex criminal. When Trump accuses anyone of anything, better check what he’s been up to.

Insane clown.

My brother is a psychiatrist and he says the insane don’t know they’re insane.

Republican men must be very happy - they have the world’s oldest frat brother as their president.

My niece asked me what a ‘dilemma’ is and I explained, “say you’re talking with Donald Trump and Elon Musk when a mosquito lands on each of their faces simultaneously. That’s a dilemma.”

It’s not so much “stalking” as it Is “proactive intimacy?” 🤣

I’m modestly endowed in the front. Standard. No high beams.

Now that Matt Gaetz is out of Congress maybe they’ll be able to resume, "Take Your Daughter To Work" day.

MTG has a face could make a train wanna take a dirt road.

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

A) She’s a prude and not right for you?
B) She need more time to get used to that level of openness?
C) She should have sat somewhere else on the train?

To whoever lost an iPhone outside the DC Amtrak station yesterday, please stop calling my new phone.

Finally, a person brave enough to take a stand against the crimes she actively enabled.

😂

Busted! 😂

😂😂😂

Huh?

At this rate we’ll see the Epstein files the same week we find out where Melania has been.

It’s the first law in history that gives you less coverage at more cost. It's like buying an umbrella made of paper towels.

It's getting ridiculous. I went to get some cash and my ATM wanted to be tiipped.

New email probe.

Hillary’s inbox has been probed more times than an alien abduction victim at Area 51.

I think the emails were from before 2012. SMH.

Trump booting out WSJ also draws more attention to Epstein. 😱🤣

Exactly!

Finally found the perfect BSKY account.