Granny Weatherwax in a suit

i gear you don't have to pay the tariff if you crack the spaghetti before cooking 😜💜

people forget that golden retrievers can bite

it's probably a bad sign when I have a better emotional support network in my dreams than awake

Ok but can we please get more of this energy front and center from the Dems??? Pretty please??? 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

the cosplayer/ costumer's Halloween lament:

I have nothing to wear for Halloween!!
😅

ICE detains 2 SUNY Upstate University Hospital workers Two SUNY Upstate Medical University employees were detained by United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement on Wednesday.

ICE just detained two SUNY Upstate hospital cleaning staff on their way to court to finalize their legal status.

These unsung heroes help keep patients safe from infections.

Please tell me how this is making Americans heathy?

dailyorange.com/2025/10/ice-...

'JuSt WaIt FoR tHe MiDtErM eLeCtIoNs!'

you think we're actually going to HAVE an election in 2026?

you must be high

And also: orgs know how to stretch their money!!! 💵 In general donating funds > goods - but do what you can. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good

We’re sharing this because everyone claimed Project 2025 wasn’t real, yet here we are. Trump has also been talking more openly about a third term, and Steve Bannon said there’s a group actively working on it turns out, there might be one.

#fedstrong

Resources for furloughed feds.

a man in a plaid shirt is holding a cup of coffee in front of a dart board Alt: a man with a mustache is wearing a plaid shirt and holding a cup of coffee while standing in front of a dart board. The camera zooms in on his expression, which is one of anger, confusion, and bemusement

No matter how your day went - good, bad, somewhere in between - just remember...

At least you didn't brag about having a high IQ because you thought a dementia test was easy

Good night and sleep tight 💚

imagine the Shock when they first heard the expression 'cut me some Slack'. 😜 First interplanetary case of conspiracy to assault

Jamie Raskin Outsmarts Jim Jordan And Sets Up A Big Jack Smith Headache For Trump Jim Jordan wants to investigate Jack Smith, so Jamie Raskin is using Jordan's investigation to try to get Smith to publicly testify about evidence against Trump.

After abolishing the Electoral College & ending Citizen's United, nothing would be better for this country than public testimony about January 6th from Jack Smith.

A guy can dream, can't he? shorturl.at/o0qwt

Vulcans have a fondness for five letter male names starting with S and ending with k, in honor of Surak, founder of Vulcan logic.

Examples on screen include Sarek, Spock, and Sybok.

This means that a perfectly logical and appropriate Vulcan name would be Shrek.

for the record:
I ate'nt dead (yet)!

"Not all who wander are lost."
Sometimes we're just looking for parking

‘The law is the law:’ White House memo on pay for furloughed employees called into question A new legal opinion from OMB contradicts the White House’s prior interpretation of a 2019 law guaranteeing back pay for furloughed employees after a shutdown.

So threatening us with no pay, so the Dems cave to your authoritarianism. Ok.

#FedNews out with a great summary on how many laws they will break by not paying us Feds.

*Calls fed employment attorney*

😈

#GOPShutdown.

Former Russian newspaper publisher dies after falling from window: reports Vyacheslav Leontyev, 87, the head of the Pravda publishing house, has been found dead in Moscow.

"The window falls continue"

www.newsweek.com/former-russi...

Consider going to the library instead of supporting a billionaires album about how a dick changed her life

FACT FOCUS: Republicans shut down the government to give him more time to hide the #EPSTEIN_Files.

It’s just after 1 a.m. The South Shore neighborhood is swallowed by darkness, sprinkled with the faint hum of distant traffic and the occasional siren in the far distance.

YouTube video by JM Lam (The Dragonfly Forest) life is pain

youtu.be/ThDwS79HPhs?...

i just wish i didn't exist

Finally some good news....

Fuuuuuuuuuuu
Just informed that unlike every other gov shutdown, this time I am Not essential. Which means if we shut down, I won't be getting paid starting tomorrow, and won't get back pay when it's settled.
Anyone got about $3k to help me survive till Nov?
🤦🏽‍♂️
(expect a gofundme post tomorrow 😓😢😭)

i just wish I could stop existing about now.
"Stop the World, I Want to Get Off"

I just wish I wouldn't wake up in this world tomorrow

Of course they were.

Pedophiles all of them.

If you are a nazi, GOP, or alt right, chances are you like kiddy porn.

Well, not all, but damn there are a lot of them.

Financial responsibility is one of those situations where rich ppl & wealthy corporations put the onus on US, the individual, to fix the problem. Environmental responsibility is another. & they’ve convinced us of this so thoroughly that we put ourselves through hell trying to fix a world THEY broke.