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I think we should tell him he won and that he needs to go to Norway to get the prize, but instead of going to Oslo, his flight lands in the Netherlands and he's brought directly to The Hague.

Since Senator Warren (@warren.senate.gov) wants to talk about phone wait times, let’s talk about phones at SSA and why focusing on this data point (like Commish Frankie promising to get our wait time down to 1 minute or less) isn’t as good as it sounds. Spoiler alert: it’s actually all bad. 1/?

Go on a hike in the wilderness with the bears and mountain lions.

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Good point! 🤔

Dude doesn't need anybody's help to look bad.

😆

🎶 Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to,
Let's call the whole thing off! 🎶

To quote @stonekettle.bsky.social:

If you want a better nation, be a better citizen.

#AltCitizen

If you have any questions about how to help, I’m holding an impromptu #AMA right now.
#altfam #altgov

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🧊⚠️✈️ HEADS UP VIRGINIA‼️

👉 ICE Air inbound to Richmond

GlobalX A321 – Tail: N277GX ⤵️

👉 The service & loading area for ICE flights in Richmond has now shifted from the NE tarmac near East Side Ln to the apron outside the Richmond Jet Center at 5737 Huntsman Rd 👀

* laughs *
* sobs *

Is that a flaming bottle of ketchup?

"Jesus wept." - John 11:35

Whoever preyed on minors, regardless of party, ideology, or status, should face the full weight of the justice system.
Bookmark this post. My stance will not change.
You can quote me.

US: "Awww, you're being persecuted and are afraid for your and your kids' lives? Well, pay up or SUCK IT UP."

America! Land of the free* and the home of the brave!

* Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited.

Arriving in 2 weeks!

Buckle up!

My guess is the Fat Orange Golfers Benefit Fund (charity shops opening soon!) 😜

Big food. YUGE.

I'm surprised he didn't also say it was beautiful.

Can you say "mid-frequency active sonar"?

GOOD! I knew you could!

Speaking of "loco"...

Well, there's probably a good reason for that. 👀

I DO NOT CONDONE CALLS FOR MASS VIOLENCE AND/OR DEATH.

PEACEFUL PROTEST IS WHAT WE ALTGOV ACCOUNTS PROMOTE ONLY.

IF YOU MUST UNFOLLOW ME BECAUSE I DO NOT CONDONE URGING THOSE IN RESISTANCE TO COMMIT MURDER AND THE SUCH, THEN SO BE IT.

Obviously self defense is not what I'm talking about here.

🧊⚠️✈️ HEADS UP NEW JERSEY‼️

ICE Air is on the ground at Newark-Liberty

Eastern 737 – Tail: N668CP

Anyone who wants to observe & record ICE Air activities at Newark might get an excellent view of these planes from this publicly accessible parking lot at the end of Airis Drive 👀

NAILED IT.

SPOT. ON.

It's subterranean.