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Ben Mortimer

@montimer.bsky.social

I used to write about film, then I produced movies no one watched. Now I draw things for a living. Formerly @montimer and @paintingtinymen on Twitter. Ben Mortimer II, III & IV on IMDb https://www.benmortimer.com

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Except Trump DID call for the riot. We watched it in real time! Wtf is wrong within media (globally, it seems) that they can't stand up to such a lying, extortionous, bully?

09.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mixed media piece of Neil Newbold as Astarion from Baldur's Gate

A mixed media piece of Neil Newbold as Astarion from Baldur's Gate

A watercolour and pencil rendering of a French bulldog

A watercolour and pencil rendering of a French bulldog

A pen and ink drawing of the band Skating Polly playing at the Hundred Club

A pen and ink drawing of the band Skating Polly playing at the Hundred Club

A vector graphic piece of the Saturn V in front of the moon, against a dark blue background

A vector graphic piece of the Saturn V in front of the moon, against a dark blue background

In addition to clothing, I do traditional art. You can get prints on my website, and if you act quickly, there's time to get a handful of bespoke pieces completed in time for Christmas. Get in touch for pricing.

#art #illustration

07.11.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, this was set to "Hide" in my settings. Fuck right off with that.

06.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 277    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
A dark blue T-shirt featuring the Saturn V rocket

A dark blue T-shirt featuring the Saturn V rocket

A red T-shirt featuring the S7 rocket that launched the Vostok capsule

A red T-shirt featuring the S7 rocket that launched the Vostok capsule

A pair of red and blue hi-top shoes featuring the Soyuz and Saturn V rockets

A pair of red and blue hi-top shoes featuring the Soyuz and Saturn V rockets

A pair of ridiculous trousers, with a desaturated lunar landscape in the background, a Soyuz rocket on the right leg, and a Saturn V on the left leg.

A pair of ridiculous trousers, with a desaturated lunar landscape in the background, a Soyuz rocket on the right leg, and a Saturn V on the left leg.

If you're a space nerd, I've got a range clothing on my website aimed at you. Including ludicrous 'race to the moon' shoes and trousers, and t-shirts that let you show your allegiance to either NASA or the Soviet Space Program.

Check it out here:

benmortimer.com/shop?prodfil...

06.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The findings won't be a surprise to anyone who's watched the collapse of Twitter into right-wing extremism, but hopefully this superbly researched and presented piece finally wakes the British government up to how dangerous the situation is.

06.11.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Andrew Cuomo is now driving his OJ Simpson truck slowly down the i95, with no one in pursuit and no cameras following him, because literally no one cares about him.

05.11.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You do not hate the trad right nearly enough

04.11.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of the Saturn V in front of the moon

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of the Saturn V in front of the moon

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of a t-rex

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of a t-rex

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of Saturn

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of Saturn

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of the Space Shuttle

A shiny sticker featuring an illustration of the Space Shuttle

Need stocking fillers for Christmas?

Check out the sticker section of my website

benmortimer.com/stickers-pat...

04.11.2025 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a BBC News headline "Prince Andrew to lose his 'prince' title and will move out of the Royal Lodge, Buckingham Palace says"

Screenshot of a BBC News headline "Prince Andrew to lose his 'prince' title and will move out of the Royal Lodge, Buckingham Palace says"

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

30.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Street Fighter is a work of satirical genius on a par with Verhoven's Starship Troopers, made all the better because as far as I can tell, no one involved, including the writers, director and producers were aware that was what they were making.

30.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between him, coffezilla, and a few others, there is some genuinely great journalism/reporting being done, with fearlessness, independence and a willingness to cover uncomfortable realities in an understandable way. Its a shame so few major outlets are doing the same.

29.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad someone else has noticed this. I've been following his coverage of the Ukraine War for what must be a couple of years now, and its fascinating seeing how he's clung to his moral compass so strongly, both on Trump and on Netenyahu.

Hopefully there are a lot more people like him in the US

29.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pen and ink drawing with digital colouring of the band Skating Polly playing the 100 club in London. 

Mostly black and white with pops of red,
The logo of the 100 club is in the background, on the left Peyton Bighorse is playing a red guitar, on the right, Kurtis Mayo is playing drums, one of which is red. Front and centre, Kelli Mayo is playing guitar, upside down. Her boots are red. 

In the foreground is a crowd, all of whom are shillouetted.

A pen and ink drawing with digital colouring of the band Skating Polly playing the 100 club in London. Mostly black and white with pops of red, The logo of the 100 club is in the background, on the left Peyton Bighorse is playing a red guitar, on the right, Kurtis Mayo is playing drums, one of which is red. Front and centre, Kelli Mayo is playing guitar, upside down. Her boots are red. In the foreground is a crowd, all of whom are shillouetted.

Have some art. A piece inspired by the amazing Skating Polly gig i went to at the 100 Club the other day.

Went for a 1980s, 2000AD art style with this. Really pleased with how its come out

#art #illustration #inktober

24.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the related question, how many pancakes and cucumbers would you need if the answer to the first question was 'yes'?

21.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have nerd-sniped myself with the question "would diving headfirst into a pit of gold coins break the neck of a human-sized anthropomorphic duck?"

I really don't have time for this today.

21.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I firmly believe, even non-Christians should become comfortable with calling out people's blasphemy and heresy whenever they use the Bible to justify hate.

21.10.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so angry and upset. These women do not speak for me.

In dark moments Iโ€™m relieved that Alice isnโ€™t here to witness it, for how could I protect her? All a mother wants is to keep their child safe.

Then I feel broken that I even thought that.

Cis women please sign to help
counter this hatred โฌ‡๏ธ

21.10.2025 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Almost 60,000 women have signed this petition by @nionwomen.bsky.social women to say that the transphobes do not speak for them. Meanwhile the Daily Express front-pages seven transphobes, falsely claiming that they โ€œrepresent womenโ€. If they do not represent you. Please sign.

notinourname.org.uk

21.10.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 518    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Lots of stories about Nathan Gill and Russian bribes.

Lots of stories about Nathan Gill and Russian bribes.

Maybe there's something in this Nigel Farage and Nathan Gill Russian bribes story....

12.10.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1737    ๐Ÿ” 632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

This is happening right now, across the UK โ€“ affecting thousands of young Trans+ people who are simply trying to be themselves and thrive

Young Trans+ people being inflicted with unspeakable mental and physical suffering

And all the while, anti-trans medical professionals, media figures,..

1.

11.10.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There may also be an element of leaders following these orders to remain in post, with a view that refusing now might mean they're not able to stop something worse later.

10.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a case of them not refusing, or it just not being reported though?

10.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to get conspiratorial, but actually a lot of these degrees lead to pretty good, highly paid careers.

The thing is, they also teach students to analyse media, and be critical of information sources.

Maybe that's why media barons and bullshitting politicians have spent decades denigrating them.

08.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It can't possibly be. I genuinely dont know how you could possibly make a bad film with that premise/cast

07.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, i started at the very tail end of RT, left at the beginning of 3rd, then came back around the end of 7th, and it feels so much more friendly, welcoming and exciting. Even the prices aren't that hideous when buying through 3rd parties.

I do miss the old blister packs though.

07.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm fairly certain the people kvetching about modern GW are from after the 2nd/early 3rd edition era. Apart from the parts service (and the tongue in cheek nature of RT) there are very few things that aren't significantly better than in the 90s.

07.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone made this FOI request of the south-west and the London CYP Gender services?

This post โฌ‡๏ธrelates to the north-west service, where not one young person has been offered medical transition since the service was opened over a year ago.

This isn't treatment. It's state sanctioned conversion.

07.10.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I strongly object to the comparison many are making these days between Stephen Miller and Joseph Goebbels.

I think it's deeply misguided, and unfair, to compare them.

Goebbels was a far better propagandist, and didn't execute much policy.

Miller far more closely resembles Heinrich Himmler.

06.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9048    ๐Ÿ” 2384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 609    ๐Ÿ“Œ 147

Went to see The Back to the Future musical this afternoon, and 90s Saturday evening TV comedian Brian Connelly is genuinely phenomenal as Doc Brown in it. Which is a sentence I never expected to type.

05.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is utterly glorious.

03.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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