Blueskies at work
27.04.2023 19:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@edelman.bsky.social
All posts are secretly zouk posts (except this one)
Blueskies at work
27.04.2023 19:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What happened to Prince Andrew?"
"The Wicked Witch ratified him! And if you don't bring her a wedge of cheese by tomorrow eve, she'll ratify you too!"
"Hmm... If we got her to ratify the entire population of Wooddale, that might solve our overpopulation problems..."
They've even destroyed a medium small tree
27.04.2023 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most frustrating part of my day is my dog's playdate with the neighbor pup. They used to wrassle and romp, but now they spend the entire time eating mulch and demolishing succulents. 
I want her to have her outside play, but at the same time BITCH WHY U KEEP EATING THE FERN?!? STAHHHP
"We like to dress up in salsa, so surely the zoukers should dress up too" -the organizers, probably
26.04.2023 20:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YOU GET IT
26.04.2023 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh yay!  I'm having awful cramping!
That means I'll be fine in time for big dancing event this weekend π
I unironically like Nickelback.
26.04.2023 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LUB
26.04.2023 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not a tech. Not funny, but my life is a joke π€£
26.04.2023 18:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππβ¨ππ₯Ή
26.04.2023 08:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will you follow me?
26.04.2023 08:55 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I recommend drinking it
26.04.2023 07:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top experience of this past week?
26.04.2023 05:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And for some reason I don't feel like taking my other sock off, so... Here I am. Single socked. Confused. Eating apples.
26.04.2023 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been walking around the house wearing one sock, which means that at some point in time I took off a single sock. I do not remember doing this, and cannot fathom why I might have done so.
26.04.2023 04:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I enjoyed your post about the conference of versions of yourself. 
I like your shade of orange. π§‘
MAGIC β¨πͺπ
26.04.2023 02:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm into: 
- Zouk dancing π <-- mostly this
- Dogs π (specifically, mine) πΎ
- Nannying πΌπΆ
- General rationalist nerdery π€
- Parks/ botanic gardens ποΈ
- SCA π
- Fiction podcasts (horror β οΈ) and audiobooks (SFF π)
-ZOOUUKK! ππΊππΊππΊ
Be my friend! π₯°ππ€
When ad copy makes you want to go to an event LESS. 
Who the eff wants to DRESS UP to dance ZOUK??
(and I'm pretty sure I am the only zouk dancer on this app so I can complain to my heart's content)
Blue sky at the free botanic garden
25.04.2023 22:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Performative authenticity vs authentic performativity
25.04.2023 20:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do you tell in advance which it is?
25.04.2023 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02) Allow for a release - There was a part of me that really needed to be heard and express itself about camping aversion, and now that it is heard I feel free / released from an inner tension, so I can enjoy the enjoyable parts of camping without feeling like I'm betraying my inner Campin Hater
25.04.2023 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The act of saying something out loud to another person can either: 
1) Entrench a narrative - Consistency bias will cause you to maintain this thing you said. eg "I told everyone I hate camping, so I will find things to dislike about this camping trip I'm on because I am a Camping Hating Person"