SFF/middle-grade fiction/satire writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Bagel the Dog's emotional support human. Dadjoke teller. Sentence-fragment lover. Disabled with #MECFS She/her effieseiberg.com/stories (or @effies@wandering.shop on Mastodon)
It Can’t Rain All the Time 👻 Film Scholar, Wes Craven expert, Simp for my fiancée, she/he 🏳️🌈 🌙 🪐 #IAmKenough 🧗🏻♀️
She/her.
Mom, wife, nurse
Loves 🦴☕️🍷⛷️
Avid reader, logophile, ponderer, animal lover, kind…until it is imprudent to be so.
Kentucky native living in CA
Cutie + Cat Butler + Chef Emerita
The cancer is killing me slowly because I’m a tricky glam bitch. 💅🏻
#printmaking #linocut #intaglio
Profile: a blonde fat femme in a red dress with red lipstick and Buddy Holly glasses
🟦🟧Justice, Equality, Voting Rights, Ally, Animal Lover, 🚫MAGA 🚫DMs🚫Crypto 🚫Not Here for Dating or Financial Advice 🇺🇦💙
Participation trophy wife. Former EMT. Anti-fascism.
Chronically empathetic, terminally awkward. Shenanigans specialist. Socialist Democrat.
Woke AF. NeverTrumper.
Resist! DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE #FBR #BlueCrew #Bluewave
Insisting on a better world.
Building better communities thru Parks & Recreation accessible to all.
Learned thru experience as wife, mom, executive, friend and world traveler. Hoping to help the USA recover after the next +4 years. 🙏 💙🙏 #resist #voteblue
X refugee. #WeCouldAllHaveNiceThings
I have an embarrassing amount of memes!
I'm reposting some of my Bookmarks from X so they won't be lost! Subjects include abortion, immigration, Jan 6th, MfL, book bans, Christian hypocrites, student loans, ...
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RESIST the GOP. AudHD. Animal lover. Atheist. Soap & candle maker. Occasionally funny. Always sarcastic. 100% hot mess living in Houston, Texas. 💙🎭🌊🏳️🌈✊🏼
Retired teacher from Missouri, living in beautiful Colorado; KC Chiefs & Royals fan, wine lover, aspiring author; “Let Them” philosophy; seeking guidance from the Universe; believer in democracy and personal freedoms for ALL 💙🌊
Don’t blame me I voted for McGovern and every Democrat since! Now I’m a really pissed off Grandma worried about the country for our children and grandchildren!
Dog mama. Vaccinated, chaotic good, feminist. Ally. Co-conspirator. Believer in equality, compassion, empathy, respect & standing up for what's right even if I stand alone. Nostalgic for when I believed honor, common good & science would win.
