@leharrumph.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics. "The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
oh fuck off
I'm not 100% sure James Talarico is not this guy
*lede
The basic vibe and scariness of every Matthew Lillard scene in Scream 7
I'm not being snarky, but I think it should be at least a decade and probably more.
I know him! He and I both had run-ins with Brian the Gauche.
*toward
*yards
This is how I access Bluesky
I'm *not* saying I kinda hope that schoolbus drives away towards the horizon in the background and suddenly explodes about 100 years down the road. In fact. I would never say that.
Obama's going to share this pic with the caption, "We must never."
I might have to kill myself.
I would die for these two good turkey boys, these watchful protectors:
www.facebook.com/share/v/1GWt...
I honestly really fucking hate it.
How much of a softboy am I? I follow a Facebook account called something like "bus stop turkeys" that posts videos of this family's two turkeys waiting at a bus stop with the kids until the schoolbus picks them up, and it breaks my heart that the kids never say goodbye to the turkeys.
Still thinking about this^, fwiw
Yeah but they're blank and made with cheap, brown paper. That's why the cars are so cheap. And yet everybody thanks it's for other reasons and are constantly talking about this. This is not literally the first time I've ever heard the subject broached. Someone's finally taking your asses to church.
Yeah, you pieces of shit.
Don't make me laugh. My belly is full of chocolates.
Small price to pay.
I wonder what a German weisswurst coated in a pretzel-inspired batter would taste like.
If we increased the iron content in hot dogs, maybe we could use some sort of magnetic levitation instead of a stick??
All right, ok, I see it. Good. Let's keep cooking.
It's both possible and morally correct to hold the simultaneous opinions that corn dogs are good but should be better somehow.
Sometimes an elected official turns out to be bad, and I'm always gobsmacked when I found out that their (clairvoyant??) opponent in the election predicted they wouldn't be good. WHAT ELSE ARE THESE WISE LOSERS NOT TELLING US?!?
Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville has seen better days.
It honestly wouldn't kill anyone for one of the shows or movies to show a character doing something equivalent to first-day paperwork. What's the Rebellion version of a performance review? Stuff like that, in small doses. (Please forgive my ignorance if this *has* been done.)
It also sort of looks if Fraggle Rock happened in the caves of Wakanda. (Complimentary.)
