For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)

This is how I access Bluesky

I'm *not* saying I kinda hope that schoolbus drives away towards the horizon in the background and suddenly explodes about 100 years down the road. In fact. I would never say that.

Obama's going to share this pic with the caption, "We must never."

I might have to kill myself.

I would die for these two good turkey boys, these watchful protectors:
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I honestly really fucking hate it.

How much of a softboy am I? I follow a Facebook account called something like "bus stop turkeys" that posts videos of this family's two turkeys waiting at a bus stop with the kids until the schoolbus picks them up, and it breaks my heart that the kids never say goodbye to the turkeys.

Still thinking about this^, fwiw

Yeah but they're blank and made with cheap, brown paper. That's why the cars are so cheap. And yet everybody thanks it's for other reasons and are constantly talking about this. This is not literally the first time I've ever heard the subject broached. Someone's finally taking your asses to church.

Yeah, you pieces of shit.

Don't make me laugh. My belly is full of chocolates.

Small price to pay.

I wonder what a German weisswurst coated in a pretzel-inspired batter would taste like.

If we increased the iron content in hot dogs, maybe we could use some sort of magnetic levitation instead of a stick??

All right, ok, I see it. Good. Let's keep cooking.

It's both possible and morally correct to hold the simultaneous opinions that corn dogs are good but should be better somehow.

Sometimes an elected official turns out to be bad, and I'm always gobsmacked when I found out that their (clairvoyant??) opponent in the election predicted they wouldn't be good. WHAT ELSE ARE THESE WISE LOSERS NOT TELLING US?!?

Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville has seen better days.

It honestly wouldn't kill anyone for one of the shows or movies to show a character doing something equivalent to first-day paperwork. What's the Rebellion version of a performance review? Stuff like that, in small doses. (Please forgive my ignorance if this *has* been done.)

It also sort of looks if Fraggle Rock happened in the caves of Wakanda. (Complimentary.)

You hack!

Tom Cotton looks like he’d be featured in a 1990s Dateline NBC exposé about “Dirty Dentists.” Get him off my TV

I understand people getting upset with NBC News for writing about this shit, but also maybe get outside your bubble a bit. In America's diners and taverns, on the bus and in the office, online and off, everyone is clamoring to "enter the Tillyverse" and build artificial acting careers there.

It’s the tendency Orwell noted in James Burnham: the belief that current trends must always continue, and dominant powers must always flourish. The differences are: Burnham (unlike Hanania) was gifted, and now there’s no ability to think even a week ahead because X fried punditry’s collective brain

Lol