@imperiumposting.bsky.social
Snippets of life across the Imperium of Man.
03.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Im not saying I'd be good at it but i could 100% have done a better job than the Emperor *looks around nervously for the inquisition*
03.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cooking orkid fungus for dinner, any advice?
01.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ordo hereticus claims that Borgar's is under the sway of the Ruinous Powers but us here in the Ordo Xenos know that its a blessed place of saints.
31.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am the God Emperor's most Borgar-lovingest Inquisitorial soldier.
31.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1This new "Borgar XVII - Lunch Bearers" restaurant is so good. i even saw the Inquisitor go in!
30.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Kids these days are so entitled thinking they get "a day off" or "a wage" back in my day we got corpse starch (usually the blue stuff) and we praised His name that we hadn't gotten servitorized that day.
30.01.2026 06:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
30.01.2026 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just started Horus Rising and this Abbadon guy sounds familiar. Did he serve in the Gothic War?
30.01.2026 06:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure our techpriest plays necrons
30.01.2026 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say some commisars look for traitorous posts here but they cant find you if you stay anonymous
30.01.2026 06:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Five Jobs Ive had:
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Serving the glory of the God Emperor (praised be his name)
- Fast Food cook.
Every can of recaff we got from that rogue trader has aquilla stickers on the lid that leave a residue. C'mon guys, is this how you do your duty to Him and His Imperium?
30.01.2026 06:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
