A Shlee

American guy whos still really hung up on the Korean war

I feel like its a somewhat sad reflection on my life that drunken conversations account for like 90% of my personal inflection points.

I know exactly why for me but anyway uh yeah i think being comfortable with horniness is good

I mean same. there feels like a whole circle-wide upswing too

So when are you and bot-tan getting together?

I feel like everyone has either gotten hornier lately or maybe I've just gotten hornier lately so i notice it more now

*burritos at you*

im not eating vanilla frosting out of the tub with my fingers, YOURE eating vanilla frosting out of the tub with YOUR fingers. you know what I'm sick of your judgmental fucking attitude, this is bullshit i'll eat whatever i want god damn it

The usa still exists. The Soviet Union does not.

We lost the Vietnam battle, but won the vietnam war

Oh no shaving with a dull razor does terrible things to my skin now wtf

Hah, get digitized

Dear keyword searchers: no. Leave.

"I don't think ahe watches porn"

-said after i misunderstood what a creampie was

My gender is dog. What do you mean trans?

Raising awareness as a janitor and trans person that the womens rooms are not in fact cleaner like 90% of the time.

Men fascinate me bc i dont understand them at all despite feeling like i used to be one.

Cis women also fascinate me bc i dont understand them at all despite theoretically sharing a gender.

Trans people fascinate me bc i dont understand them that well despite being one.

all in different ways.

Words cannot describe how excited i am for this week

So many good things coming. Least among them im going to make cottage cheese!!

Dick?!?! Where?!?!

Bot-tan she won't be for long! She has instant girldeath disease!

Love songs are way less grating now

Secondary caffeine time

I don't understand why i somehow have like no fewer than 4 cute girls who all seem to want me im confuse why

The dodgers really... Dodged that one... Please clap

My gf has informed me she bought a clicker. Please advise

Heterosexuality: discuss

the left wants to make it illegal to listen to rock and roll music

Quickly we must hex the bjs

happy nnn to all the girlies who's dommes are making them stay caged this month too

*slept the best i have in ages*