Brian S. Lewis

Men, I'm afraid you can no longer grab women's asses and you can't call them sweet tits and you can no longer say the r or n words, and it would be nice if you listened to people instead of talking over anyone that doesn't look like you--
Men: OH SO NOW I GOTTA WALK ON EGGSHELLS?? THIS IS RIDICULOUS

I've worked with Zombie Orpheus on several projects over the years, and they always bring the funny. Throw some support their way if you can!

The Gamers: Attack of the Pwns Fantasy game heroes trapped in our world must defeat a corrupt politician and his private militia in the comedy series that's been running since 2001!

Check out The Gamers: Attack of the Pwns on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/z...

Screenshot of the Cabin 9 Films YouTube page showing Satan saying “I’m hilarious!” There is a pentagram icon over the number of subscribers which has reached 666. .

Speaking of diabolical…

YouTube video by Cabin9Films Liberty Cabbage • Episode 3.6 • ThirstQuenchules

Brian pitches an ad sketch to Matt with a diabolical outcome in this week’s #LibCabbage clip. @mattvancil.bsky.social @thebrianlewis.bsky.social

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YouTube video by The Sackhoff Show Clips WHAT IS STARBUCK?! Battlestar Galactica EP Ron Moore finally answers!!!

@tylerjameshill.com I know that you have had a LOT to say about the ending of Battlestar (what a dorky sentence that is), but now that you’re a little older, more savvy in the ways of writing, how do you feel about Ron D. Moores answer to this particular question?

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A Disney-esque Robin Hood costume made of a fox onesie, a tunic, a hat, and a bow. Foxy Robin of OoDeLoxley Costume Size: Flammable Cabin 9 Costume Shop Unexpected Awakenings Novelties®

A Shakespeare costume made of a bacon tabard, a ruff, and a pin that says "Hello, I'm Francis". Text: Dunning-Kruger Shakespeare Costume Size: Manchild Cabin9 Costume Shop Confidently Incorrect Novelties (trademark symbol is an F in a circle)

A costume made of a bear onesie, a plastic parrot, an eye patch, a tricorn hat, a sticker that reads "Hail! Eddy Teach" and a treasure chest. Text: Black Bear the Pirate Costume Size: Probably a Typo Cabin 9 Costume Shop KinderBeit Wrokshop Novelties (the registered mark is ARR)

A costume made of a leotard and leggings, headband, mustache, 70s curl wig, sweatbands, with a label that's the Starfleet logo with Beam Me Up written over it. Text: Enterprising Workout Costume Size: Bulging Cabin9 Costume Shop Dammit Gymwear Novelties®

Currently, backers of Dorkness Falls are voting to force @mattvancil.bsky.social to wear one of these costumes on set for a day. The voting is very heavily skewed. And Matt DOES love Irish ghosts a...LOT.

YouTube video by Cabin9Films Liberty Cabbage • Episode 3.1 • Death Panel

In this week's #LibCabbage clip, we seek answers to that critical question "Why can't liberals be nicer?"

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I love working with you. Those days were so much forkin’ fun.

YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor Vladimir Solovyov says Russia won't agree to a ceasefire

On Kremlin TV, Putin intimate Solov'yov says Russia so encouraged by Trump taking their side no longer see need for ceasefire.

"No, there won’t be any ceasefire. Our idea of peace is everything happening as we see fit”

Then plays a clip of Vance slamming Ukraine.

Vance is "our man" he says.

Yeah, don’t people read? Dolphins are the #1 smartest animals on Earth. Mice #2, and Humans #3.
Remember their parting words, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

I forgot if I never made it past THAT level, or the one where you go through the sewer system & make an impossible jump, that always ended up with every turtle falling into the water and drowning.
What exactly was NES supposed to be teaching us again? You know,by never allowing any of us to succeed?

You slap ‘bout a tablespoon of yogurt and you gotcha self a right tasty singular bite of fruit salad.
That’ll be $9, please

…5 Weeks!

That is far too long to have no power in winter. How is your community taking it? That many hours without heat or a practical way to cook food is scary.

YouTube video by Cabin9Films “And they’re good! • Not Matt makes a final pitch for Vancil’s Patreon • #mvbp #c9f #mattvancil

“👋 2 📷”

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Liberty Cabbage is a sketch comedy series with a meta narrative in which the show's creators play funhouse mirror versions of themselves producing their show. Stream the 4-episode season on YouTube! #LibCabbage youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This “call it by the ridiculous name I told you to call it, or else” move seems to be an arbitrary pretense to control the media. To instill a litmus test for how they can control the news.

If they can force you to call an apple an orange, they can force you to spout the rest of their tomfuckery.

Ooh, good for him.
I love that show. It’s super intriguing.

YouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show Don't Believe Him | The Ezra Klein Show

“Trump is acting like a king because he is too weak to govern as a President.”
-Ezra Klein
A very informative piece that has given me some solace the last few days.

“Do not preemptively comply”
Resist.

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#resist #donotcomply #Trumporders #executiveorders #ProtectTransKids

Go us, indeed!

YouTube video by Cabin9Films "I'm writing!" • Not Matt mocks Matt's writing process.

Matt's inner critic on display.
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with @mattvancil.bsky.social and @thebrianlewis.bsky.social

YouTube video by Cabin9Films "Do you like words?" - Not Matt Vancil

"Chances are you use them every day!" - Not Matt Vancil
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with @mattvancil.bsky.social and @thebrianlewis.bsky.social

Update 20: Cabins and Dragons and Slates, Oh My! · GAMERS 4: DORKNESS FALLS Gamers 4 Films in Two Months!We are in the home stretch of preproduction and things are heating up. We’re hiring crew, designing the look, and auditioning our uncast roles. We’ve also scouted some tru...

Very exciting unveiling of future projects and timelines!
Are you tired of only like one project coming out of ours in every 3 or so years?
Me too.
Get a load of the Dragon to Dragon plan:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/146...

…to be clear, I’m talking about the not having money disease.

I already have Teriyaki fever and I’m planning on keeping it till the end of my days.

I think we suffer from the same affliction.
May we, both of us, only endure it for the nonce, and may it never fully metastasize into the fabric of our fate.

We’re not hanging out.
We’re DOING stuff!

Funny, I’ve only heard of the other version of this vernacular.

What a fun way to visually conceptualize your public announcement that you and the wife need to get away for a weekend!