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i need to start wifeposting again. me and the wife did a couples costume for halloween where she was the man in the yellow hat and i was curious george cuz its curious the way i wake up each day more in love with her than ever before 😍

i forgot how butt the bsky video player is

i was gonna give this a meme caption like how the people in r/kitchencels do but then i remembered the average gamer is actually an incel so i opted not to. anyways here's my sickest apex clutch so far

my body only allows me to sleep for 4 hours. this is hell

im gonna be so fr i really dislike when people come in to my chat and tell me how their day at school was. im not ur dad bro, I'm 26 I'm so far removed from your middle/high school drama... and i can't even be reasonably upset that kids watch me because I chose to make a fucking Danganronpa channel.

what a fucking bummer that it didn't work

excited to play mgs2 tomorrow

it's crazy how all the extreme responses to mamdani winning can be responded to with "okay ❤️ yay ❤️"
like:
"we're gonna leave NYC" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
"isrealis won't visit NYC" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
"the city is gonna be socialist" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
"government run grocery stores" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

hooray!

man i aint even see her on da news but i also don't consume da news so thats probably on me

o yea its governor of a state not mayor, side note idek who tf this is

imma be honest guys i don't know how voting for new york even works i was on google like "is the mayor of nyc the same mayor as new york" bc every single thing i looked up just said mayor of nyc as though nyc is the entire fucking state

I really hope mamdani wins man.

i still like editing but im just not amazing at it and the inferiority complex or maybe its envy, will continue to eat at me for eternity and while it sucks to be trapped in this mind prison, it does give me the desire to improve my abilities which many people lack

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had a dream that i was outside and moistcritikal fell on top of me and kissed me on both cheeks and then kissed me hard on the lips. then he got up and walked away and i sat up like "oh wow..."

THERES BEEN A MOUTH MULTIPLIER SETTING ON VBRIDGER AND I HAD NO IDEA THIS WHOLE TIME??? holy fuf bro my mouth tracking is about to get so much better bc it used to drive me insane that like... id start talking and it wouldnt get tracked

one day, we'll sit in the sun and it won't all feel so bad

Woke up feeling so overwhelmed and hopeless all because I woke up to find this hole in my new blanket

I can see your teefs

hey son, are you winning?

leaked my downloads folder on stream i don't think there's anything incriminating but i delete vod just in case

i need to play no more heroes it looked so fun when i watched u play

true but like what if it's still ugly!

not that this is a serious worry anytime soon but what if someone goes "can I have your autograph" and I write the ugliest signature known to mankind

for like all my life I would shower in the morning but ever since I started to shower at night i feel gross not showering before bed. i can never go back

my name is melvin. i made the mimic. it was difficult to put the pieces together

i like da new battlefield game because i can play with my friends :)

nearing completion, i'll probably leave the y2k logo (literally made like 6 months ago lmao) and either leave the bottom right empty or find something to put in there. i kinda trolled with the top right putting all that info together concisely when i could've spread it out and shit

slow progress but i think i'm coming around on the design for Tuesday for when playing a game and the design for Saturday when not playing a game. Need to make the glass breaking effect look better though