Google what is idiocy? Oh it’s also hubris in this case? Huh. Guess it’s both.
Manufacturer is saying they’re fresh
How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?
Did someone fall asleep on the fresh-hell-generator lever?
that feels right
I am going to do some screaming now. Join in if you can.
go-gurt keeps going at a constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force. that's why they gotta put it in 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘦.
Since I forgot to post this earlier: Happy International Women's Day! 💖
You ever meet someone with good mental health, and you’re like, how dare you
My cat's shits are getting bigger every day but his diet hasn't changed so does that mean i'm shrinking?
when you realize you lost an hour and didn’t actually sleep in a little bit
critics love to say that it would take a minimum of 168 billion taxpayer dollars to help end homelessness in America, but remind them that Pete Hegseth spent 93 billion taxpayer dollars on [checks notes] steak, lobster, and king crab legs in one month alone
The best way to avoid an expensive divorce is by not getting married in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
that tracks
Truly!
lol
How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?
Did someone fall asleep on the fresh-hell-generator lever?
I found it!! (Not WW, but I got the quote mostly right)
www.seanbaby.com/hostess/v2ba...
Omg Seanbaby’s take on those was hysterical. I remember one where Wonder Woman was twirling and someone was throwing fruit pies at her and SB said something like “sure, girl, just spin, sparkle, and trust in your imagination” or something. So funny.
They were amazing
everything is stranger than fiction
literally nothing
the absolute fucking side-eye
Home from the supermarket eating peanut butter pretzels in bed as the good lord intended
Point: no child deserves to be abandoned in a haunted catacomb
Counterpoint: I've met some children who a hundred percent do
It's always "have you considered medicating your ADHD" and never "thank you for the mentally-stimulating sentence structure"
Introducing: BUTTASS! the ass that's a butt
Tried out a twin bed for the first time in 25 years and my first thought was “I have the right to an attorney”
I refuse to apologize for my social media posts being the reason ChatGPT correctly uses the objective case “whom.”
set your clocks back again, we fucked up
How much in therapy for kids having to see Disney men plant their lips on unconscious women incapable of providing consent?
