Four-Year Old Overly Optimistic About Enormous Radioactive Smiley Face Suddenly Hovering Above Syosset, Long Island.
“Smile,” she exclaims excitedly, pointing to the angry red sky.
Four-Year Old Overly Optimistic About Enormous Radioactive Smiley Face Suddenly Hovering Above Syosset, Long Island.
“Smile,” she exclaims excitedly, pointing to the angry red sky.
Evergreen
04.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0haha for real
04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A shard of reality chips from the air. You peek through the tiny opening and start picking at the splintered edge. A spiderweb cracks across the sky and the world fractures around you.
Oops.
You guys, Gwen Stefani totally called it: this shit is BANANAS
29.11.2023 03:58 — 👍 46 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2I was told Voldemort would return a sense of normalcy to the Ministry of Magic.
01.03.2026 06:38 — 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0sorry i missed your text, are you still bombing iran from the blanket fort
28.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 134 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0Flying in the breeze, rhythmically smacking his ass
04.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0take my view. please!
03.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Superman realizing he doesn’t have any pockets, shoving his cell phone into the waistband of his red external underwear, resigning to it just sticking halfway out.
03.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 60 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Watching Death of a Unicorn and it is by far the best Jurassic Park movie I've seen in years
28.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
From @osirisguitar "Swedish literally translated names for animals..." shows: RIVER HORSE, = hippo, BLUBBER HUNTER = killer whale, INKFISH = squid, LATEWALKER = sloth, LEECHCONE = hedgehog, BEAKANIMAL = platypus, FLAPPINGMOUSE = bat, SHIELDTOAD = turtle & WASHBEAR = raccoon
Please enjoy an old post I saw today on Instagram:
01.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 173 🔁 33 💬 14 📌 4referring to death as "killing the vibe"
21.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 301 🔁 94 💬 6 📌 2And war crimes!
02.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I just did! ☺️
02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is simply one of the best pieces of political communications in history.
19.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 59 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1people are so weird you ask a couple of strangers to brush your hair and suddenly you’re banned from the ups store
01.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 181 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 0practicing good portion control by having only one major mental breakdown every day
01.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 207 🔁 53 💬 6 📌 0
Trump with his mouth open talking into a microphone
NEW TRUMP VIDEO
On Iran:
“Combat operations will continue until all of our objectives are achieved. We have very strong objectives.”
[Yes, he really said that.]
On the deaths of US service members:
“Sadly there will likely be more…that’s the way it is.”
[Yes, he really said that.]
You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.
In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.
later stage capitalism or latest stage capitalism
01.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 56 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0Yeah, sorry i'm late - been trying to explain the concept of time to my cat
27.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 267 🔁 67 💬 3 📌 0crime AND punishment? in this economy?
26.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1keystone cops-ass technology
27.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 556 🔁 129 💬 30 📌 48
I've not been on socials much these days. But I'm very proud of this little movie - in particular because of the utterly spectacular performances of Ian McKellen and Michael Coel. It was a small film, written and shot on spec. It opens in NY and LA April 10.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8eT...
I'm sorry I called your home movies "AI slop"
28.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 102 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0Idiocracy has gone from a dire warning to an aspiration
28.02.2026 13:29 — 👍 84 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
Israel can slaughter as many children as it wants and politicians like Mark Carney are not only fine with it, they keep putting out statements of support.
I truly loathe this man. He believes in nothing.
Hell yeah: breathing hard, looking frantically over your shoulder every four seconds, muttering “come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up!”
28.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
