batkaren

Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?

Skinless Frank in Hellraiser

Glowing full moon in a dark blue sky (not yet fully dark) over Brooklyn buildings.

Moonrise over Brooklyn

Oh you mean these ground-down nubs?

Aren't we all just watching each other die in slow motion?

Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer

*gets out of bed* parkour

simply can not spare an iota

[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]

"This is some bullshit!"

The Trolley Problem, where a trolley man must decide between saving one person or many from being run over by the trolley, but the trolley man has been replaced by Pete Hegseth. His voice ballon says "kill them all!

"There's no dilemma."

they are absolutely driving a bus over your ass over on the war crimes cover up forum

No they said something about “time without end, before the stars.”

I mean their Wrapped would be insane too

In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes

oh he knows, but he loves to hear it over and over and over

*placing a civic in the manger* happy honda days

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Oh god, NYT, don’t do this to us!

Pretty hot take that Hitler didn’t go hard enough

slow-cooking in the cosmic microwave background radiation

add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree

who up trying and failing to self regulate

a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"

Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it

Ditto

An adorable baby bunny curled into a little fluff ball staring off into the distance

The shocked malaise upon realizing the terrible price levied by wastrel predecessors is too costly an inheritance.

starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”

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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt

Matt Blaze (@mattblaze@federate.social) Attached: 1 image FFS. For the first time, non-citizens will be charged a hefty surcharge to enter US national parks (an extra $100/person, and annual passes for noncitizens will cost $250 instead of...

Once again, if you haven't been convinced by [waves arms at fucking everything], if you do not live in the United States, DO NOT FUCKING VISIT THE UNITED STATES.

Gilded Age political cartoon titled "the protectors of our industries" A mass of workers strain under the weight of supporting a boat containing rich top-hatted monocle wearing capitalists sitting atop huge sacks of cash

"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon