You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.
In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.
You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.
In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.
That is a raggedy ass face
02.03.2026 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just did! βΊοΈ
02.03.2026 02:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is simply one of the best pieces of political communications in history.
19.02.2026 21:54 β π 59 π 11 π¬ 3 π 1people are so weird you ask a couple of strangers to brush your hair and suddenly youβre banned from the ups store
01.03.2026 22:01 β π 156 π 25 π¬ 4 π 0practicing good portion control by having only one major mental breakdown every day
01.03.2026 11:15 β π 180 π 47 π¬ 6 π 0Trump with his mouth open talking into a microphone
NEW TRUMP VIDEO
On Iran:
βCombat operations will continue until all of our objectives are achieved. We have very strong objectives.β
[Yes, he really said that.]
On the deaths of US service members:
βSadly there will likely be moreβ¦thatβs the way it is.β
[Yes, he really said that.]
You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.
In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.
later stage capitalism or latest stage capitalism
01.03.2026 00:51 β π 56 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Yeah, sorry i'm late - been trying to explain the concept of time to my cat
27.02.2026 00:22 β π 226 π 56 π¬ 3 π 0crime AND punishment? in this economy?
26.02.2026 05:36 β π 30 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1keystone cops-ass technology
27.02.2026 20:42 β π 556 π 129 π¬ 30 π 48
I've not been on socials much these days. But I'm very proud of this little movie - in particular because of the utterly spectacular performances of Ian McKellen and Michael Coel. It was a small film, written and shot on spec. It opens in NY and LA April 10.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8eT...
I'm sorry I called your home movies "AI slop"
28.02.2026 09:18 β π 94 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Idiocracy has gone from a dire warning to an aspiration
28.02.2026 13:29 β π 84 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0
Israel can slaughter as many children as it wants and politicians like Mark Carney are not only fine with it, they keep putting out statements of support.
I truly loathe this man. He believes in nothing.
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28.02.2026 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my pinned one?
28.02.2026 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hell yeah: breathing hard, looking frantically over your shoulder every four seconds, muttering βcome on, come on, hurry up, hurry up!β
28.02.2026 05:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0for real
28.02.2026 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0still a star remnant
28.02.2026 02:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*poop
28.02.2026 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it explains everything
28.02.2026 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every molecule on Earth was born from supernovae explosion remainsβwe're all just star shit.
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agreedβamazing
27.02.2026 23:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0null set for the win, baby
27.02.2026 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mfer said 1G of
27.02.2026 05:37 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
27.02.2026 05:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh? Weβre NOT the center of the universe, but our planetary gravitational pull is somehow conveniently 1G of and our sun is 1 solar mass? Pretty big coincidence.
27.02.2026 05:16 β π 151 π 16 π¬ 6 π 1