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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

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You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.

In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.

01.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

That is a raggedy ass face

02.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just did! ☺️

02.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is simply one of the best pieces of political communications in history.

19.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

people are so weird you ask a couple of strangers to brush your hair and suddenly you’re banned from the ups store

01.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

practicing good portion control by having only one major mental breakdown every day

01.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump with his mouth open talking into a microphone

Trump with his mouth open talking into a microphone

NEW TRUMP VIDEO

On Iran:

β€œCombat operations will continue until all of our objectives are achieved. We have very strong objectives.”

[Yes, he really said that.]

On the deaths of US service members:

β€œSadly there will likely be more…that’s the way it is.”

[Yes, he really said that.]

01.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13

You receive yet another email supposedly from yourself and roll your eyes while sending it to spam.

In an alternate universe, your counterpart frantically awaits a reply to their URGENT message.

01.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

later stage capitalism or latest stage capitalism

01.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a woman saying that 's actually the joke Alt: a cartoon of a woman saying that 's actually the joke
28.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, sorry i'm late - been trying to explain the concept of time to my cat

27.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

crime AND punishment? in this economy?

26.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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keystone cops-ass technology

27.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 48
THE CHRISTOPHERS | Official Trailer (2026) 4K
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Network THE CHRISTOPHERS | Official Trailer (2026) 4K

I've not been on socials much these days. But I'm very proud of this little movie - in particular because of the utterly spectacular performances of Ian McKellen and Michael Coel. It was a small film, written and shot on spec. It opens in NY and LA April 10.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8eT...

26.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 12

I'm sorry I called your home movies "AI slop"

28.02.2026 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiocracy has gone from a dire warning to an aspiration

28.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel can slaughter as many children as it wants and politicians like Mark Carney are not only fine with it, they keep putting out statements of support.

I truly loathe this man. He believes in nothing.

28.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️

28.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my pinned one?

28.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah: breathing hard, looking frantically over your shoulder every four seconds, muttering β€œcome on, come on, hurry up, hurry up!”

28.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for real

28.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still a star remnant

28.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*poop

28.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it explains everything

28.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every molecule on Earth was born from supernovae explosion remainsβ€”we're all just star shit.
πŸ’« πŸ’©

28.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

agreedβ€”amazing

27.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

null set for the win, baby

27.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mfer said 1G of

27.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😎

27.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh? We’re NOT the center of the universe, but our planetary gravitational pull is somehow conveniently 1G of and our sun is 1 solar mass? Pretty big coincidence.

27.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1