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It’s cold as fuck this morning

I feel like I used to see people holding this guy up as some sterling example of no holds barred journalism, but literally anything I’ve ever seen him say is just the most baby level stupid shit

its the least we can do

all awesome women deserve forehead kisses when asked

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stuff like this reminds me of Gene Wilder's speech about morons in Blazing Saddles

The highest compliment I can pay Jayden Daniels is he makes me say dumb football cliches like “he’s just a WINNER” when I watch him play

Now to go back and focus on Genetic Apex

Pokemon pocket god pack

Starting off the new year right!

Happy new year!

Nothing quite rings in Christmas like a rousing carol from @markhamillofficial.bsky.social’s Joker…

Merry Christmas!

I have that California monotone voice..I hate it lol

I was told that once and was like eww, I do NOT like the sound of my voice at all

Had to snag the popcorn box

Finally!

I think I found my Marvel Rivals character

Meshes perfectly with what I said in my last column about "the pettiness of plutocrats who used to bask in public approval and are now discovering that all the money in the world can’t buy you love."

safe for work reenactment of the unitedhealthcare ceo's assassination

He spent $44.25 billion, arguably.

a good majority are

Elon is a moron who totally believes he’s Tony Stark

It was only a matter of time

What happened??

That tsunami warning going off in Target was like The Avengers being activated

I gotta get those SF tickets