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also, per my order, soon to come d-day brown and black versions 🤪

in conclusion: welcome home layover, muse, and right place, wrong person; you look beautiful by my bedside 😭

being a grown up bts girly is crazy bc what do you mean i have a full time job and free will and a new home needing to be decorated and i can just buy vinyls and albums filled with deco material to fill my shelves with? like this is kinda insane.

shoutout to my bff for putting up with me gawking at my new RM pc and crying over bts and also dropping big brother lore she does not care about this weekend, when she had legit reasons to crash out instead. ur the 1, pookie 😭

RIGHT. my mind is failing as to who got removed. we know arnoldo got captured but is still on the list, so somebody got demoted oop

another plane crash…dawg wtf is this timeline we’re in

Flag of Mexico.

Google icon.

The President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum, announces she will sue Google if they continue to label the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America across its entire body of water.

She argues that Trump’s order to rename the region is only limited to the section under US control.

was no one gonna tell me they captured someone on the fbi top 10?!? omg?! this fuels meeeee

he’s everywhere 😭 imy pookie

i got 10 mins into the first episode and dropped it btw.

like these are my CHILDREN, you do not understand. we were on a journey together during starlight boys

the way i’m stanning a kpop group before they even debut at my big age bc i just so happened to watch a survival show out of boredom is so 😭😭😭 polarix you’re my babies, i will defend you with my life

j-hope and don toliver need to stop playing w me give me that song NOW.

when the hyperfixation gets so bad u physically cant watch content of ur favorite thing without feeling like ur gonna vibrate out of ur skin

and if i say im asking for an RM body pillow for my birthday this year then what

living my housewives fantasy rn—drinking pinot grigio at 2PM on a weekday, just had my contractor over to take measurements, texting my landscaper about yard work, my wine fridge just got restocked. wow.

mind you i am the girliest of girl so im so sad bc i thought i was being girl help

she told me i have wide nail beds and all the pics i show her the women have small nail beds, and she wants to feminize my hands so i need to trust her w a set, and like it hurt my feelings so bad i just deleted my whole nail inspo pinterest board ive had since i was like 23 LOLLLL

my nail tech just told me i have man hands LMAO i’m gonna kms

WHY do people insist on hard knocking on my door instead of using my ring doorbell. everytime they do my dog starts flipping the hell out 😠

trying to avoid THK spoilers for today’s ep but of course as soon as i open tiktok there was GMMTV’s ass with a video posted like 5 mins ago omgggggg

benito was in his bagggg making this album. like brother stand up, i beg 😭

finally watching Train to Busan and this may actually be the best movie i’ve ever seen

jimmy carter died and didn’t take me with him NOOOOOO

i really became a BTS stan like a week before 2024 ends. wow.

my mom decided to come visit me for xmas and i didn’t buy her anything this year. so. that’s that.

THE BOYZ Eric

my mommy is at drag brunch and Dida Ritz is there and she facetimed me and i’m SCREAMING. that’s my girl 😭

What do you mean we’re getting a group of boys who are all boy kissers. 🤭 I’m seated for Project JASP.ER.

JOONG, AOU, SANTA, POND

#ProjectJASPER
#RISERNEWARTIST
#RISERMUSIC

it’s 59 degrees in my house and i just opened insta for the first time in days to see someone posting a picture of them on vacay in st. thomas. pissing me offfffffffffff omg