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Robert Jordan

@rjordan3.bsky.social

Infosec / GRC nerd and Halloween enthusiast. He/Him. Be kind.

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Right?! Privitizing energy has worked so well for the country

21.11.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?! Im so envious!!

12.11.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gonna miss 21st Amendment. #beerhoals #brewery

08.11.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. Silly me. I thought they already were.

07.11.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

07.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5547    ๐Ÿ” 2371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
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China sentences 5 Myanmar scam kingpins to death Five others were handed life sentences, while nine of the accused were handed prison sentences of three to 20 years.

Listen. I donโ€™t wish anyone harm. Howeverโ€ฆ..if I didโ€ฆ.

therecord.media/china-senten...

07.11.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is bad for Everyone. Very bad. Very very bad. I canโ€™t stress enough how incredibly bad this is. Soon weโ€™ll all be rebooting our phones nightly.

10.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barricaded themselves in the car? What, they shut the door and locked it? ๐Ÿคช

04.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Inside a Global Phone Spy Tool Monitoring Billions A wide-spanning investigation by 404 Media reveals more details about a secretive spy tool that can tracks billions of phone profiles through the advertising industry called Patternz. Google has taken...

Mostly ads and basic apps that sell metadata. www.404media.co/inside-globa...

30.09.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet our keynote @dmitri.silverado.org , Co-Founder & Executive Chairman of Silverado Policy Accelerator, taking the stage at CYBERWARCON 2025.

A leading authority on cyberespionage & cyber warfare, his expertise has influenced global cybersecurity strategy and policy.

Grab your ticket today!

24.09.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox
15.09.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a blue shirt . ALT: a young boy is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a blue shirt .

Yummm

06.09.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that I agree with Rand Paul means we are living in an alternate reality.

04.09.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check out Weapons. We had a lot fun watching that one.

04.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a gorilla is eating a piece of banana and says hmmmm . ALT: a gorilla is eating a piece of banana and says hmmmm .

A Gulfstream IV and a cessna cj3 buzzing the house this early morning. Something special must be going on or our little airport is just getting more popular.

03.09.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats neat and all, but did you keep the husky?!???!?!!!!!!!!

29.08.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh! โ€ฆtoo brutal?

29.08.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.08.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been a hot minute since Iโ€™ve seen the queues like this. #patch @playpalia.com

19.08.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always good advice

09.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait what? Did you keep it?!!

01.08.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text exceeds alt capacity.

Text exceeds alt capacity.

I'm in a phenomenal talk on gender inequality in cybersecurity this morrning and this is such a great cheat sheet for intersectional fair employment.

01.08.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Still a subscriber

25.07.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This alone may be the only reason Iโ€™d attend. :)

20.07.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon: apt names with suffixes and cool 80s movies subtitles- โ€œScattered Spider VII - Up the water spoutโ€

16.07.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A summer piazza with a apertivo *chefs kiss*.

16.07.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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