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A photoshopped picture from Arrival of a person holding up a sign that says dont scratch the new couch pls

The alien from Arrival with my cat's head photoshopped onto it

how do I communicate this

excellent 18th century Japanese painting of a slug with slug trails

This painting of a slug by 18th century Japanese painter Nagasawa Rosetsu is my very favorite thing today

a cat bed with a black interior and a pair of seemingly disembodied kitty eyes peering out

And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

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So can we confirm that being a pet owner is just a completely random but neverending lifetime of hypervigilance for Unauthorized Munching Noises from an unusual location or of an illicit timbre or duration

just woke up from a horrible dream. all the white people were going to die unless a computer said the n-word. thankfully, a libertarian was there.

you know what. you guys are right. “you must vote for the guy who does not listen to his constituents nor care about what they think, to save democracy” is a legible and compelling message

If someone who actually does prison justice work tells me I shouldn't be happy about a murderous cop getting stabbed in jail I'll think about it. Otherwise I'll assume they're just a scold and will continue to be happy

I think they meant: a knife impacted with the victim's body, following which his body suffered some degree of damage

Batman wearing a Santa hat. The hat has holes for the ears of his cowl to poke through.

Batman wearing two tiny Santa hats, each on the tip of one of the ears of his cowl.

If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this

so Kyle Rittenhouse is broke and Derek Chauvin got stabbed. hoping for an anvil to fall out of the sky on George Zimmerman or something now

You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers

PETA: it's horrible to eat turkeys. They would never eat humans
Community Notes: shut the fuck up. Turkeys would eat us all

“IT’S BLACK FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKER” - company you only vaguely recognize (via email)

Is it bad if my first textpost here is horny? In all fairness, it is me xD

One of the new weed bodegas in my neighborhood was brave enough to put up the version of the American flag where all the stripes are green and the stars are replaced by little pot leaves. The famous Green Lives Matter flag has been raised in Yorkville. The battle is joined.

Hiiiii