Leo

She wasn't even sick or anything, mind you. I just had a feeling that she was dead. For no apparent reason.

I guess I just dreamt about her dying and chose to accept it as fact??

Also, I woke up today just KNOWING that this corrupt politician we all hate(by we I mean my family) passed away.

Like, idk. I just knew it. I woke up and I KNEW.

And I just filed it aside and went about my day. And I was scrolling on Instagram a while back and turns out she's NOT dead??

Shoved my hyperfixations at Dee's face.

Now we wait.

IT'S 3:41 PM.

Blaring Miss Carpenter in an effort to keep myself awake.

The wolves are biting me again today

Is this your new title

Ough. Ate too much pizza.

You shouldn't go to sleep when guests are coming over."

I DO NOT CONTROL MY IMMUNE SYSTEM, OKAY.

still five??? God. THIS MAN WON'T DIE IF I DON'T COME IN TO SAY HELLO. HE DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

MY LABOUR OF LOVE WAS WITHIN THE FOOD, HE CAN EAT IT AND FEEL IT.

I refuse to get out of bed rn because I KNOW the moment they see me they're gonna be like "that was so rude.

WOULDN'T LET ME REST AND LED THIS GROWN ASS MAN RIGHT INTO MY ROOM TO "MEET" ME WHILE I'M SLEEPING?? SLEEPING, DROOLING, FACE OILY, A WHOLE FUCKING FEVER MESS??

I'm sooo pissed off, dude, I'm literally twenty fucking two years old, can we STOP trying to parade me in front of people as if I was

I'm so pissed. This one cousin I've never met in my entire LIFE was coming over. Which is okay. Yay, family!

I went out, bought shit. Afterwards, I started feeling INTENSELY sick so I was like..yeah. You all handle it. I'm gonna lay down.

And I napped. Tried to. Failed because these whores

🍫🍫🍫🍫

🍫🍫🍫🍫

Dee's instincts so sharp, I'm making a small shrine in his name and praying to it for guidance.

YEYYY

It's ok now guys, Dee was deelightful!

Yes...but when I posted that, you were being so mean I had to call my mom and let her know Dee wants me dead

Cannibalism...

Thank u Mars. Hit first. Chocolate later.

YOU BEEN MEAN TO ME ALL DAY!! I CRIED!!

Hey, guys, Dee was very mean to me today, can y'all beat him up for me?

Thanks, I'll give you chocolate.

Your art is so WONDERFUL, I LUV IT

Who needs a hunting dog when you have a Red Cap?

More Red Cap!Johnny Au because it's become comfort art <3

#Ghoap #Ghostsoap #CoDfanart

Ooooou I fuck with this

Oh, I should ask

Who wanna kiss my big toe, it hurts

I can't hear anyone going like "I'm a Leo" without my brain immediately going like: "You're a Me??"

No stupid nightmare tonight.

It's a miracle.

Crash out averted, this fic funny