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Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

let's remember some Alias plotlines

"what do you mean bluesky is an echo chamber," I demand as I join the time war against the Ingalls family

When all the other time travelers are busy killing Hitler, I’m gonna take out Laura Ingalls Wilder.

That's why I'm so against ChatGPT. I'm against letting a machine do your homework for you. I think you should cling to Doing Your Homework Yourself like it's the last opportunity you have to liberate yourself from mental enslavement. Because it basically is.

Anyway shout out to Kai Cenat.

we had the reverse 😭😅 which is ALSO unfair

Timothée Chalamet Has a Point About Ballet

It’s always a good idea to read the great dance critic Gia Kourlas - here’s a gift article so you can: Timothée Chalamet Has a Point About Ballet www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/a...

The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated

Once again thinking about the greatest clip of all time: Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest is straight

WHAT

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

Two white nationalists I exposed in a recent article showed up to try to intimidate me in person last night.

This is a press freedom issue.

Here’s what happened:

wanting an Oscar should be in the DSM honestly

Perhaps diaspora communities should be given grace and also not granted the presumption of special knowledge or influence around shit happening in the old country, as a general matter.

welcome to bluesky daryl hannah

are we talking about this opera thing bc what an own goal

Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?

freakin get their asses, daryl hannah

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/06/o...

The delivery of “I asked God to forgive me. He has” is really something to behold.

PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

jk bc my dad finally has retired. but it took like 3 tries, and as many grandchildren

me talking to my dad. in 2007? the father of this family was born in 1954. In 2017? same thing. In 2027?? you’re not going to believe it

Michael Clayton Horse Simulator 2k26

Babysitters in Queens and Brooklyn are gonna do surge pricing for that night

I like the Knives Out movies but Glass Onion is an extended Tahani episode of The Good Place

Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

lately i’m so grateful for my school spanish. maybe in the new world it’s the common language of the marginalized. it feels more like my mother tongue than gujarati does