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used to write for the internet but that got stressful // FL & NYC & now in #yyc // πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ/πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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I like the Knives Out movies but Glass Onion is an extended Tahani episode of The Good Place

03.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

02.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1128    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 106

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

02.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1201    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lately i’m so grateful for my school spanish. maybe in the new world it’s the common language of the marginalized. it feels more like my mother tongue than gujarati does

02.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we all luv 2 kill & die 4 a special guy whose brain is a perfect glistening sphere of plaque and grease

02.03.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh

02.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dawg we don't need to let the Americans know about our parental issues

02.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

asking bluesky β€œwhat has the new york times published knowing it was false?” might as well be a cry for help

02.03.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

02.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1920    πŸ” 742    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

02.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3916    πŸ” 1247    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 33

There is a pretty visible right wing radicalization pipeline happening for Iranians, the same way it has happened for Israelis and Jews, and like… one way to arrest it is by recognizing that the Islamic Republic really is very bad and kills its own people in massive numbers

02.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't think the invasion is a good idea, I don't think the US has a good track record of military intervention in the Middle East, I also know people whose lives were literally upended by the Islamic Republic so I get why they're thrilled now

02.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortunately I do give a fuck what Iranian refugees think

02.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5665    πŸ” 1815    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 27

The US just kind of following Israel around on this and being like "wow cool right" has school shooter fandom energy

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6698    πŸ” 1837    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

the people of iran have suffered so much at our hands already. this sucks shit

28.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@sharonk.bsky.social lol

28.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sharon K

28.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

villain arc. yuck

28.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4525    πŸ” 987    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 19

eat your mcd’s slop MEN

27.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The brainrot of the most comfortable and affluent people in the world

26.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick Swindle is the CEO operating the Dilley concentration camp. There are people behind this. They must go to prison.

26.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1475    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 95

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a β€œweapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

25.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12646    πŸ” 6099    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 332

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life β€” years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable β€” rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

25.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6857    πŸ” 1216    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 33

Millions of moms struggle with depression during their pregnancy.

America deserves a Surgeon General who can state plainly that SSRIs are SAFE for the majority of pregnant women.

We don't need more junk science charlatans. I'm voting NO on Casey Means' confirmation.

25.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1741    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 11

shouldn’t have dropped out!!

25.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had a dream that baz luhrmann made a moby dick movie and michelle obama got soooo mad at me for saying it was good. if anyone wants to analyze that

25.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1