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used to write for the internet but that got stressful // FL & NYC & now in #yyc // πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ/πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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so sorry to her. it’s fucked

06.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

convoluted of society to develop a lifesaving powder for babies and then to scold any mom who might choose to use it

06.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you forget a lot of things about having a newborn the second time around and one of them is just how bad they make you feel about using formula

06.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Left Has Its Rabbit Holes

this is crazy lol but great photos www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/s...

06.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

again

06.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but you know, we all have our little quirks in the job market

06.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well everyone has their favorite bari weiss story but mine is when she put a target on the back of a poet in a besieged city/country and then he was assassinated by the military occupation she does propaganda for

06.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThat’ll do pig. That’ll do.”

06.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

god bless wizard frog.

06.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lot of very good performances in OBAA but my main observation is β€œIs there a Mrs. Schlubby Techie Anarchist Podcaster”

05.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Except @nikostratis.com β€œI can’t take earnestly bemoaning generalized apathy over a soft and tender piano from someone who has spent the better part of the last few years saying nothing at all.” www.anxietyshark.ca/punks-on-the...

04.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Man peering out of a bed of flowers with a reflection shining back from his glasses.

Man peering out of a bed of flowers with a reflection shining back from his glasses.

Back facing shot of a man watching sail boats from behind a fence.

Back facing shot of a man watching sail boats from behind a fence.

Silhouette of a man pulling a gun on another man as he looks at the backdrop of the mountains

Silhouette of a man pulling a gun on another man as he looks at the backdrop of the mountains

Mustached man gripping his briefcase tightly, face scrunched up in a scowl, as he rides in a filled passenger car.

Mustached man gripping his briefcase tightly, face scrunched up in a scowl, as he rides in a filled passenger car.

Just saw these stills from Akira Kurosawa's High and Low and said "Good heavens" out loud.

09.09.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 17

pretty frightened for Greta honestly

04.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Just Taylor "If I Was A Man" Swift singing about the size of her own dick, as one does

Just Taylor "If I Was A Man" Swift singing about the size of her own dick, as one does

I am breaking containment to say that transitioning is just about the only interesting move left to Taylor Swift at this point. I've got a grade-schooler, I heard the multiple entire songs about what would happen if you were a man, kid, let's go

04.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

03.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26012    πŸ” 6620    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 155

feo como cojones

03.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First Reformed (2017)

03.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not sure there’s anything respectable about the memory of your dad having an especially high price tag, but bush did 9/11 so it doesnt really matter anyway

02.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These days I can no longer be shocked; *of course* a flashy provocateur who was never any kind of real journalist to begin with is now entrusted to become an editor -- an editor! -- at CBS News

02.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

reset

02.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you guys know it’s october bc i forgot

02.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Since many of you are distracted by other things or not following any Jewish media, you should know that today, on one of the holiest days of the year, a man drove his car into a crowd gathering to go into a Synagogue in Manchester then got out and started stabbing people. Two people are dead.

02.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 978    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6
Gun with a weed pen taped to it

Gun with a weed pen taped to it

Back in the lab

02.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
email flyer that reads β€œcelebrate diwali! with costco.ca”

email flyer that reads β€œcelebrate diwali! with costco.ca”

πŸ₯΄

02.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯² the kids are alright and must be protected at all costs πŸ₯²

02.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thank you for your email. There is a temporary shutdown of the U.S. government due to a lapse in appropriations. I will respond to your message as soon as possible after the temporary shutdown ends. Please visit ED.gov for the latest information on the
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Thank you.

Thank you for your email. There is a temporary shutdown of the U.S. government due to a lapse in appropriations. I will respond to your message as soon as possible after the temporary shutdown ends. Please visit ED.gov for the latest information on the Department's operational status. Thank you.

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

NEWβ€”US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.

Version of original on left, updated on right:

02.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5882    πŸ” 2750    πŸ’¬ 190    πŸ“Œ 307

BOO / lookin good

02.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro???

02.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

01.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2839    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20

SO I GOT BANNED AGAIN FOR SAYING AOC SHOULD CHUCK SCHUMER

01.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 945    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

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