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PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

jk bc my dad finally has retired. but it took like 3 tries, and as many grandchildren

me talking to my dad. in 2007? the father of this family was born in 1954. In 2017? same thing. In 2027?? you’re not going to believe it

Michael Clayton Horse Simulator 2k26

Babysitters in Queens and Brooklyn are gonna do surge pricing for that night

I like the Knives Out movies but Glass Onion is an extended Tahani episode of The Good Place

Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

lately i’m so grateful for my school spanish. maybe in the new world it’s the common language of the marginalized. it feels more like my mother tongue than gujarati does

we all luv 2 kill & die 4 a special guy whose brain is a perfect glistening sphere of plaque and grease

Ugh

dawg we don't need to let the Americans know about our parental issues

asking bluesky “what has the new york times published knowing it was false?” might as well be a cry for help

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

There is a pretty visible right wing radicalization pipeline happening for Iranians, the same way it has happened for Israelis and Jews, and like… one way to arrest it is by recognizing that the Islamic Republic really is very bad and kills its own people in massive numbers

I don't think the invasion is a good idea, I don't think the US has a good track record of military intervention in the Middle East, I also know people whose lives were literally upended by the Islamic Republic so I get why they're thrilled now

unfortunately I do give a fuck what Iranian refugees think

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

The US just kind of following Israel around on this and being like "wow cool right" has school shooter fandom energy

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

the people of iran have suffered so much at our hands already. this sucks shit

@sharonk.bsky.social lol

Sharon K

villain arc. yuck

eat your mcd’s slop MEN