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used to write for the internet but that got stressful // FL & NYC & now in #yyc // πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ/πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Also, no one seems to talk about all the MeToo accusations leveled at Ratner anymore.

25.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6
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Fifteen Years

i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

25.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4871    πŸ” 1331    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 144

I hate connections so much. smug fucked up game by smug fucked up people

24.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no!

24.11.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
mcdonalds x cch pounder

cchuarter pounder with ccheese value meal

(burger)
"cchuarter pounder with ccheese"

(drink)
"police soda"

"no fries"

Theres a pictue of CCH pounder as Det. Wyms from the shield on the left side and her smiling face is transparent under the rest of it.

mcdonalds x cch pounder cchuarter pounder with ccheese value meal (burger) "cchuarter pounder with ccheese" (drink) "police soda" "no fries" Theres a pictue of CCH pounder as Det. Wyms from the shield on the left side and her smiling face is transparent under the rest of it.

24.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 818    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
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Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture β€” starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.

A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

24.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 204
Lyrics on a karaoke machine: 

I guess it rains down in Africa 
I guess it rains down in Africa
I guess it rains down in Africa

Lyrics on a karaoke machine: I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa I guess it rains down in Africa

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

22.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4206    πŸ” 1200    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 80

see this place DOES have the juice

22.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is really upsetting that both nuzzi & lizza β€” and more broadly the eds. giving nuzzi $$ β€” seem to be so caught up in the bamboo that they’re not seeing this

22.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this one i truly have to hand it to him the funniest evilest man alive

22.11.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rama duwaji looking angelic with her chin resting on her palm

Rama duwaji looking angelic with her chin resting on her palm

watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump

22.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4358    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 16

i am reviewing my ties to my ass

22.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pleased bc this bodes well for my sons (nice half-indian boys)

21.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whole nation needed a nice indian boy… it’s crazy

21.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

21.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6228    πŸ” 1009    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 34

Say what you will about Trump but he can smell a winner

21.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

You Too

20.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s me, i’m father.

20.11.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so funny we got trump to sign the epstein files bill into law

20.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're wondering why it's today it's because men were invented on november 19, 1974

19.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 894    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 2

this is all wild bc we know tj and amy’s podcast is the clear winner

19.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges | CBC News The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges.

So we have a provincial government using the notwithstanding clause to (among other things) make it illegal for doctors to provide proven healthcare to patients, given that it was otherwise unconstitutional to do so, in the name of β€œProtecting Alberta’s Children.”
#abpoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

18.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

these were good, name should never have gotten out of development what were they smoking. a return of butterscotch to the national snacking conversation could help us all form a strong vanguard against the encroaching fascist tide

18.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œβ€¦ this is our political press? No wonder Epstein got away with it all so long, many of the men tasked with being the watchdogs were almost as gross as he was with women.”

18.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a cry for help

18.11.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.

Got it.

18.11.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7639    πŸ” 2048    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 82

oh NO

18.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No

18.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my child watched The Incredibles and loved it so much he took the DVD case to his room at bedtime

18.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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