Slutpants McGee

Meaning that a pretty remarkable pressure campaign -- including phone call from the president and a personal meeting in the Situation Room with the AG, Deputy AG and FBI director -- could not sway a Republican House member.

the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip

Britney Spears in an old interview saying “everyone has been doing emails”

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

A digigtal fan-art of Sir Hans Capon wearing a highly polished, mirrored bascinet, reflecting the image of a happily smiling Henry of Skalitz (both characters are from video game Kingdom Come: Deliverance.) In the reflection, Henry wears a bascinet, tits out; in one hand he holds a tankard, in the other a forget-me-not flower for Hans. A speech bubble in the upper right of the image shows Henry softly call "Sir Hans!"

#kcd #hansry Sir Hans what are you looking at? 🧐

Insane clown shit

LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

Yeah I know millions of us will lose their healthcare and for some time millions of us faced hunger to hold the line to preserve benefits for both groups but have you considered that your wealthy representatives had travel plans?

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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

How not to describe your buddy’s partner.

@groxi.bsky.social full art of your boy.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence

Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...

Never say this account isn't educational

It’s his day.

Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

AAHHHHH!!!!

ORC???

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

Ranking member of the House Homeland Security Committee Bennie G. Thompson said in a statement “Mobile Fortify is a dangerous tool in the hands of ICE, and it puts American citizens at risk of detention and even deportation.” He also said “ICE officials have told us that an apparent biometric match by Mobile Fortify is a ‘definitive’ determination of a person’s status and that an ICE officer may ignore evidence of American citizenship—including a birth certificate—if the app says the person is an alien. ICE using a mobile biometrics app in ways its developers at CBP never intended or tested is a frightening, repugnant, and unconstitutional attack on Americans’ rights and freedoms.”

New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

Bunch of pixel doodles of orcs for #orctober! 💚

#pixelart #warcraftart #orc

After drawing all those orcs the other day I decided to draw an orc house too. I'm really happy with it! 💚

#pixelart #warcraftart #orc #orctober #worldofwarcraft

To be clear about that last repost, I'm definitely not a top, I was just so excited to see a Code Lyoko meme in the wild in 2025

my strict top ass when he slips a finger in

They cheated on a commercial

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread