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The idea here is to levy non stop but obviously bullshit prosecutions against Democrats. Then, when Democrats take over in 2026/2028, immediately declare the new narrative is "aren't we all sick of these prosecutions? Thank god the Democrats are now in charge to... not do any! Right? RIGHT?"

24.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "If you can't beat them, beat everyone" strategy has been a staple of the Trump era. Once again, the plan is to make everyone, media in particular, exhausted of hearing about ridiculous federal prosecutions by the time they get to actually holding any Trumpers accountable.

24.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but Republicans don't care because the point of all this isn't to actually punish anyone; it's to taint the very perception of prosecutions starting in 2029. They want to spend three years making federal investigations look vindictive and meaningless for when they all face them themselves.

24.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A depowered GOP House is literally useless to Trump, who is all in on the Unitary Executive theory. Their sole purpose was to be a rubber stamp and next year they won't even be that anymore. None of this erases the massive damage already done, but the party is so obviously over.

24.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A major sign of things getting dire in DC is when House members start breaking kayfabe like this. It's really, REALLY not fun to be a minority caucus member under a lame duck president. A cushy board seat or academic chairmanship sounds a LOT better and the race for the exits is obvious.

24.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Because it's simply understood that It's Only Bad When Democrats Do It the entirety of the "institutions" that said nothing about 1488NewsTweets.terf getting front row seats will suddenly be VERY UPSET about the freedom of an open press when the White House takes their access away.

24.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right that's what I mean. It's an instant gimme win for any incoming admin--it's 100% their call and no mechanism exists to control it otherwise--but only Republicans get to push the press around; Democrats aren't allowed. It's like rock-paper-scissors for assholes

24.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the very annoying performative-outrage traps that has already been set for the next Democratic administration is they will almost certainly attempt to "restore" the Press Corps to its pre-Trump roster and the current one's immediate tantrum about it will be one for the history books

24.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Buddy of mine said he was thinking about trying ozempic but he realized that if ozempic works by suppressing your hunger signals, then you could achieve the same thing just by ignoring them. He lost something like 50 pounds in the next few months after this enlightenment.

Buddy of mine said he was thinking about trying ozempic but he realized that if ozempic works by suppressing your hunger signals, then you could achieve the same thing just by ignoring them. He lost something like 50 pounds in the next few months after this enlightenment.

This is called having an eating disorder

23.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The actions necessary to even remedy a fraction of what DOGE did will take a level of commitment and funding that rivals the Marshall Plan, and if you expect that to happen from a Congress that won’t even end the filibuster to give people healthcare, godspeed.

23.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep pointing this out, but I don’t think people actually fathom the catastrophic loss of expertise that occurred from DOGE’s gutting of the federal government. Imagine if every school teacher in America with more than 20 years experience all vanished tomorrow. This is irreparable damage.

23.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

It will actually not be possible to accurately calculate the number of people who will die, directly or indirectly, because of the stuff DOGE did in a matter of months. And as such, not a single person will face any repercussions for it. This is one of the most total victories in American history.

23.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, after the cute little 2-week news cycle of some meaningless public feud with the president, Elon Muskβ€”and probably also Peter Thielβ€”walked away with their hands on what is likely a database of literally every single American citizen’s most private financial and demographic information.

23.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

DOGE was not a failure. Its purpose was to use the completely fabricated claim of β€œefficiency” to irreparably annihilate vast amounts of federal government infrastructure, which it did instantly, violently, and in ways we will not see the full repair of in our lifetimes.

23.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

I think a problem is there’s such a vast difference in the quality range. Brownies can be anywhere from 1–10 depending on the recipe, but even cinnamon rolls straight from the tube are like a 7 baseline.

22.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

22.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11473    πŸ” 1413    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 62
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

22.11.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5897    πŸ” 1463    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I love hearing news the church that kicked me out for being lesbian is getting into controversies bc their pastors are either predators or committing adultery…
Meanwhile I design both Heaven and Hell now for the number 1 show on Prime πŸ₯° I wish them a horrible life ✌🏻

08.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1546    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 5

The entire New Deal is being drowned in a rusty bucket but Trump was nice to a Democrat for 90 minutes and the entire conservative media apparatus responds by asking if Trump is okay or is he like sick or something

22.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s quite telling how the American right has basically achieved nearly everything in their wildest dreams through Trump’s presidencies but β€œthe wheels are falling off” this unmitigated generational victory because he showed civility to an ideological opponent

22.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Federal pension eligibility kicks in at five years of service, but she still can’t collect until she’s 62. She could really want the healthcare subsidy that comes with that pension, but that’s a hell of a long game.

22.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A box of rambutan fruit- they are small, dark red fruits with tiny green splines all over them.

A box of rambutan fruit- they are small, dark red fruits with tiny green splines all over them.

Sometimes I see a fruit I’ve never seen before and it’s incredibly adorable and I get emotional because I can’t actually adopt the fruit

21.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh no I’m at the farmers market being overstimulated

21.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump just gave a stronger endorsement of Zohran Mamdani than Chuck Schumer did.

21.11.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuh-Uh Liberals have excused the Shutdown cave by saying the movement on Epstein and highlighting the GOP's cruelty will buttress them in the 2026 elections. So far we have a poll showing it will actually... help Susan Collins get reelected. Great job everyone.

21.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is of course one of the most glaring examples on how surrendering for a vote on ACA was peak Democrat stupidity. The vote will fail but Democrats generously provided Collins another out for that precious, precious Sensible Moderateℒ️ cred.

21.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I get this is Liberals 101 but there’s no actual political benefit to arguing that an ineffective Democrat is better than an effective Republican simply because the former makes you feel better. You’re just doing Rule #2 again.

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21.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Press Secretary’s job is literally to spin and promote the president’s agenda and Leavitt being a horrible person with a horrible boss is completely irrelevant to the objective fact that she is better at that job than Jean-Pierre was.

21.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve made this point before but the biggest luxury item consumed by the median American voter is racism. It’s the thing they most enjoy when they have nothing else to care about and whenever the economy goes to shit it’s the first thing they let go of to tighten their budgets.

21.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hilarious irony is that probably the one major sector where Trump could dramatically reduce prices, would, of course, be healthcare, but he can’t/won’t because the increases are entirely his doing and fixing them is Democrats’ entire case to not vote for Republicans.

21.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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