And like, their ace in the hole to implement this radical notion of occasionally making someone's life better instead of worse is... Markwayne?
I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer
[squints] could've had... uh... [squints harder] aha!
Ari Ahonen, in retrospect, really was a truly insane draft pick, maybe the most insane of them all. Even if he panned out, what was the plan there?? Brodeur was 26 years old, a perennial Vezina top 5, and starting 70 games a season!
Thinking about glorious moments in #NJDevils history
If a game reaches 4-0, the bot must be programmed to make a reference to Connor Chatham, Tuomo Ruutu's 2015-16 season, the Corey Crawford era, or, in a pinch, Ari Ahonen
Need the bot equivalent of a muted fist bump/nod for garbage time goals @njd.hockeygamebot.com
I think many (myself included) failed to see how the online aspect would make it infiltrate every crevace of people's lives. You should have to drag your ass to a casino or betting parlor to place a bet.
Game bot doing bits now
Junkob Barfstrom
Yeowch
Camera just got knocked over!
Oopsie doopsie
Lmao
Hell yeah
They're calling me the new Crassus, you're hearing it more and more, and we're going to march on the Parthians and get ourselves a big and beautiful triumph. And we're not going to get encircled, we won’t.
US war with Parthian Empire enters 2000th year, according to whatever GOP fuckhead is on your TV right now
Woof
Like COME ON. We really can't do better?
I don't know that a worthwhile move was there but man this season has taken it out of me like no other. The silver linings are bleak
Always hire a GM that you'll ultimately have no qualms shitcanning when it becomes necessary
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping:
Very funny that the NHL's solution for LTIR fuckery was to completely obliterate any ability for teams to add at the deadline. Another masterstroke.
NOOO NOT THE END OF THE LUKE GLENDENING ERA
I always like a good "multiple years in the future" traded pick.
they usually really pick up steam as everyone gets increasingly desperate for something interesting to happen
Oh hell yeah, now we're cookin on deadline day
