Kyle Broflovski (RP ACCOUNT)

I’m good I guess…

I’m so bored, dude!

Sorry to hear that, dude.

Uh…hi?

I don’t celebrate Christmas but thanks anyways…

Yeah, I guess you’re right…

I’m sorry, Butters! I didn’t mean to upset you, but all I can say is that Cartman is a dick.

Of course it’s the fatass’ fault, always trying to provoke me 😒

Cartman probably manipulated him as usual.

Just be quiet okay? I really don’t want to tell the librarian about your behavior >:(

I really hope these two get expelled from the library because I’m fucking trying to read yet they won’t be quiet!

Oh no, did Cartman decided to trick you again?

My name is Kyle Broflovski, nice to meet you too.

not only that, but apparently, some of the girls in my class do think I’m a stereotypical "Nice Jewish Boy", I don’t know if Cartman is behind this or if my kindness rub people the wrong way…

she then started calling me a "sweet hearted little Jew", which really upset me and I told her to fuck off, this same girl acted like I was trying to be "cute" and "adorkable" by calling her out, I’m sorry for standing up for my people and not letting assholes like this girl to belittle us,

Okay, nvm, this is getting on my nerves, today I had a girl who approached me during recess that started venting to me about her being dumped by her boyfriend, then I comforted said girl and told her that she will one day find a nice man for her, but she went crazy,

Is it bad that most kids at school tend to see me as being solely the "sweet one" of the boys who gets picked on by Cartman? Yeah, I do care a lot about others but that doesn’t mean I’m super soft, I have a tougher and stronger side too >:(

Me and Ike visited Kenny and Karen today, it seems like my little brother is really getting along with Kenny’s little sister.

Hi?

Nah dude, they only have this book rn :/

I’m reading Little Women again :D

I haven’t heard of these guys in a while so I don’t think they did that.

I’m pretty sure it was Cartman who did that!

Today it’s sunday, my mom doesn’t want to cook so she forced my dad to order Pizza for us.

Someone pooped in front of my house and it smells sooooo bad!

Yikes, dude! Too much bacon is bad for your health, just take a look at Cartman!

Yeah…that’s true!

Well, Mr. Hankey’s wife is a chronic alcoholic but Hankey one day lost his temper and started attacking her.

Eleigh? How is she?

I heard his wife and kids left him, which might be an explanation to why he’s acting so strange lately.