Tweek Tweak

I never wanted to go back to Pueblo either, but there's no need to try and punch that kid.

Oh, right.

But why?

HUH??!

Oh god, I just realised me and Craig’s anniversary is in three days time and I haven’t gotten anything ready! AGH!

Don’t crucify Jesus, man! Crucify PC Principal! He was the one who forced him to be like this!

WHAT?? ARE YOU INSANE?!

Yeah!

Until Jesus showed up today and started acting exactly like PC Principal to the point of shouting homophobic slurs at us.

I mean, the presentation Andy and his friend did help, right?

I mean, to hear PC Principal talk, you’d think all Christians are homophobic.

What, with how Christianity is about hating gay people and attacking others that feel differently to them??

You don’t know how hard it is for me and Craig right now.

A mutiny? Oh Jesus, I don’t like the sound of that!

How am I supposed to relax??! Everything is getting worse since the election, AND I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

I CAN’T! EVERYTHING’S ALREADY GONE DOWN TO SHIT SINCE HE BECAME PRESIDENT AND IT’S DRIVING ME OFF THE DEEP END!!

Like what do you mean?

I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!! I HATE POWER CHRISTIAN PRINCIPAL! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!! I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!

Uhhh, I don’t know what I wanna dress up as this year!

I KNOW, RIGHT?! What the hell are we gonna do?!

Well from what I saw, PC Pillockface was the one who corrupted Jesus into becoming... that!

Like he was pretty chill for a while and then suddenly, he's acting like a... a total maniac!

I freaked out because Jesus has completely lost his mind! G-AGH!

What? No, no, I didn't freak out because of that.

Huh? What are you talking about?

What?

It's okay, I'll go to the presentation.

W-Well, okay then. I'll go and watch.

A musical presentation? Oh man, I don't think I can stomach through this!

O-Ohhh, right!