Demo ski guy: “So how were they?”
Me: “I prefer stiffer.”
🤦♀️#thatswhatshesaid
We need to get Elon out in the campaign trail more often.
Building a life when you’re 22 is an exciting adventure.
Rebuilding your life 30 years later is exhausting.
I’m shocked. Just shocked. 🙄
Loving the new @nikeshoesoffical.bsky.social commercials!
How do we get word to Trump that he could hit Elon with some treason charges and seize his assets? I don’t know if it works like that but either does he and it sounds like quality entertainment.
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
We have to see exotic animals (i.e. not cats or dogs) at work. I have to look things up a lot as a result.
I said to a mouse owner today when they asked how long it would take for a treatment to work:
“I don’t know, I just learned this condition was a thing today.”
Fortunately they laughed.
I had forgotten how delightfully unhinged David Lynch’s work is.
