Helllll yeah \ml ^.^ lm/
Welllll, I'm down if u want the company .
Don't have a license but I'm good at navigating and paying for gas... βοΈΆ-οΈΆβ
I want to fuck a strap made from the microplastics in his brain.
Remembering the time I was in a seminar with this stuffy little freak named Justin and when he said "let N be any natural number" I replied "no."
In what I'm choosing to interpret as a hopeful sign, my boomer dad has started sending me Zizek content on Signal.
People who let the microwave beep are first against the wall.
I wish all these shitlib billionaire apologists would go play in traffic.
I don't want to go to a corporate dinner tonight, I want to take my SLR to the Little Caesar's on 92nd and photograph the most compellingly broken sign I've ever seen.
I love my silly transsexual life <3
CEOs are so out of touch; they don't even know the price of a pressure cooker and 5lbs of ball bearings.
Can't stop thinking about healing crystals on the airbag...
Reiki blast.
(half-dressed lubing my partner's bike chain before they leave for work)
R: (stammering) will.. you g... girl... o.o
Me: yes sweetie, I'll get the door for you.
