Terry Alfredo

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Did he recently do something?

“Grandpa, how did you cope with monitoring the situation all the time?”

*gazing off into the distance*

“We memed.”

*slowly puts sunglasses on*

“We memed, sport.”

Water them palms brosephus Nate 💪🔥🌴🌲

Called the babysitter to come watch the kid.

My wife lit up with heart eyes.

“Where are we going???”

We’re not going anywhere.

I just need to dedicate my full attention to monitoring the situation.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

My wife still buying me a regular leader, telling me we have sour cream at home 😭

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

American money needs to stop supporting this yesterday. Fuck AIPAC.

Yup.

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. 👀

Decided to tune into the @dmbofficial.bsky.social Sirius channel this morning and it was wild to hear Bruce and Nolan from @greystreetpod.bsky.social as the DJs. Must have missed the news, congrats, fellas!

This week's cover @thelancet.com

The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

Imo what is happening on x is that the algorithm loves racist and anti semitic content, and the people who are on there marinate in it all day, and the epstein files has offered an excuse for even left identified people to indulge in the trangressive pleasure of public bigotry as a little treat

Huron Fire is contained - good news.

#COwx

Not good- what it looks like at I-25 & 84th due to a vegetation fire in Westminster:

#COwx

a man is holding a plant in front of his face with a star on the bottom right that says adultswim.com Alt: Ryan Molnar holding a plant in front of his face with a star on the bottom right that says adultswim.com

Molnar waiting on March like

Denver days this winter (since Dec. 1):

50°+: 58 days (most on record)
60°+: 37 days (most on record)
70°+: 7 days (most on record)

#COwx

one of the main reasons i use this app over others is on bluesky im not contributing to kiddie porn production by simply opening the app and being one of the “daily users” used to generate revenue

Butterfly, by Daphni 16 track album

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Bari tried so hard to keep the pedo on staff too

What about the manifest injustice to 400 million Americans by keeping this report secret

You can do what you want.

But the logic for staying on Twitter is insane, some form of Gell-Mann Amnesia: Everyone else's posts are obviously besotted in apartheid-forward engagement bots, but MY posts are clearly unaffected, because they're beautiful and perfect. Again, do you, but I'm all set.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

“.. Pressed on whether Israel had a right to this land, which covers much of the modern-day Middle East, including parts of Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Iraq and Saudi Arabia, Huckabee said ‘it would be fine if they took it all’.”

@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/465e...

a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen Alt: Austin Powers I Love Gold

Schmearing up some Costco French bread w it rn

Pope Leo tells priests not to use AI to write homilies or seek likes on TikTok "To give a true homily is to share faith," and artificial intelligence "will never be able to share faith," the pope said.

“Pope Leo XIV has urged priests to not to use artificial intelligence to write their homilies or to seek ‘likes’ on social media platforms like TikTok.”

“‘To give a true homily is to share faith,’ and artificial intelligence ‘will never be able to share faith,’ the pope added.”