Real world: having questionable gender+sex alignment puts you at enormous risk. Dream world: I have whatever gender lets me choose a bathroom based on the shortest line.
With full respect for the artistry and physical accomplishment of ballet, if you put me in a semi-comfortable chair in a semi-dark room and play classical music... I'm going to be fighting the urge to sleep so hard.
Now that the weather is ridiculously nice, I am once again here to you that you need to put sunscreen on UNDER YOUR FISHNETS.
Sorry, but it's the song from the An Absolutely Remarkable Thing tour.
"Mein Schatz, du verstehst nicht. Die Sauce war unglaublich scharf. Meine Zunge hatte eine komische Gefühlte. Vielleicht war das... Schmecken?"
Based on my experiences eating in Germany, I don't doubt this story at all.
This thread is very pure.
Being Middle Aged has nothing to do with how many birthdays you have had. It happens the first time you look at the rain and say "We needed this."
This is a massive problem
A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.
"Infotainers"?
I miss Blockbuster
Old enough to know when to use penetrating oil, immature enough to giggle about it.
Some people gave us crap about bringing our puppy with us everywhere when he was little(r), but this is Leopold in a brewery full of people and dogs and Leopold at a rowdy game night.
Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other https://theonion.com/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the-livin-1819573315/
TIL - in the 1950s some cigarettes used asbestos filters. So... the internet probably isn't the *worst* things humans have ever done to ourselves.
#HappyValentinesDay
'Lead' and 'read' rhyme.
Unless you're saying 'lead' and 'read.'
But also 'lead' and 'read' rhyme.
Why is there so much curling?
Maybe there are too many sports.
Saw someone say that the new Wuthering Heights movie is based on what Bella Swan (and presumably Stephanie Meyer) thinks Wuthering Heights is, and now it's all I can think when I see the ads.
For the last 4 hours, I have had the Cheers theme song stuck in my head, despite never having watched an episode of Cheers.
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
I own two pairs of shoes and this is all the worst things about both of them
The world is on fire, post ships.
“It would be quite simple to waste the surplus labour of the world by building temples...by digging holes and filling them up again, or even by producing vast quantities of goods and then setting fire to them.”
Orwell was talking about war, but it’s also the way the tech economy functions
Think of all the tips lost.
I just never leave my Following tab, which is mostly pictures of raccoons.
Kai Winn is the woooorst.
