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Not discussing spoilers obviously, but I was a bit iffy on a short sequel manga to Jujutsu Kaisen, and while it starts a lil slow and the main conflict feels a bit sudden, it's landing some characters and narratives that I adore, man.

It's fun, it's good, it's jimmy jutsu dude!

31.01.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate being stuck in a Nice-Off with customer service over the phone, I'll be hitting them with the just frame "Perfect, thank you!" all call before they go "Heh... no need to thank m-" as they forward me, leaving no room for me to counter, losing me the game.

Terrible matchup.

30.01.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

26.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4880    πŸ” 2218    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 85

Do you know why the game is called that, actually?
The game is called Super Monkey Ball cause the Monkey is inside of the ball, crazy right?

(This is so cool, def gonna give it a try later)

26.01.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How did Leonardo DiCaprio do all that shit in the sixteenth chapel, man? I thought he died on that boat.

26.01.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could've spent 5 minutes every so often over the years to clarify whether or not they do, but I play yugioh and enjoy jujutsu kaisen.

Reading is never gonna happen, boss.

24.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow, some way, through no action of my own, I've been added to a creator only game key mailing list, I just woke up one day to getting a new free game every few months and I pray every single day none of these come with deliverables.

It's been 2 years of dodging the draft.

24.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love having long hair but why is all hair care discussion just bots trying to sell you products you don't need, or somebody hiding their zombie bite giving you routine advice with 10,000 steps that are IMMUTABLE, and you should DIE if you don't do em.

It can't be that complex.

23.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You think they ever found the unknown player or are they still in the battelground about that?

22.01.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Call me chronic the way I've been sick as hell for a long time.

19.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are all only ever one timeless art piece that people would appreciate and pay for in our lifetime away from becoming an overnight millionaire.

All you gotta do is get it in one and live it up, man.

18.01.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's 2 types of Baba puzzles, a fun little brain teaser that you remember fondly, or an abomination that triggers fight or flight, something created to burden you with forbidden knowledge, the walls have eyes and they are opening.

They know you know you shouldn't know.

RUN.

17.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a job is easy, all you gotta do is put your hype moments on your resume and in the interview you farm a little aura.

Then 2 weeks later you get an e-mail or god forbid a phonecall calling you washed, and not their goat, and then you gotta try again until you die.

17.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Radiant Dawn is a motherfucker bitch game, for sure, but it was my motherfucker bitch game.

17.01.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only ever played Radiant Dawn and never Path of Radiance, which I'm finally amending now that the latter is on NSO.
Gotta say, it's nice to finally see a bunch of characters I've loved for years be introduced LMFAO. I just accepted their existence without knowing their origin.

16.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Knuckleduster Listen to Knuckleduster by Hexfoil #np on #SoundCloud

I made a song for what it would sound like if you got into a dubstep bar fight

11.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Older arcade shmups are so funny, cause all of them are just

Level 1: Cruising, good time, blasting, you're so cool, you're flying!! What fun!!
Level 2: Alright buddy, kill yourself. Make sure you drop those quarters when you hit the concrete, pussyboy. Those aren't yours.

11.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most important fundamental truth of the universe is that the game is called Super Monkey Ball, because the Monkey is inside of the Ball.

09.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured out a way to put that dread into words. Probably not a unique thought but,

The cost of victory feels higher than the price of defeat. It isn't, defeat is always incalculably more expensive, but watching people -HAVE TO- fight for that win feels revolting.
It's so good.

08.01.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aight, I'm caught up now.
As an avid Walking Dead reader of yore that never got around to reading Invincible, it's very cool to see Robert Kirkman be able to re-mold it so successfully.

Also forgot how uncomfortable and real the dread he creates in stories feels.

Man. Fuck.

08.01.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watching Invincible season 2 and 3 and it's messed up that every single day of my life, I have to live with not sounding even a little bit like JK Simmons.
Messed up if you ask me.

07.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having long hair is so cool until you inhale a bunch of it as you're having a sneezing fit.
I'm shaving my head, dawg.

07.01.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting absolutely bodied by my own body this week, but at the end of the day, baba is always only a few pushes away from flag is win.

Baba will always be you...

06.01.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply get carpet bombed out of existence and go "thank u for the matchup experience, let's never do that again."

06.01.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guilty Gear on Ice is so fucking funny dude.
"What if we made the knockdown slightly harder?" thank you Daisuke, that's the good shit, my man. Your vision is truly beyond measure and I mean that sincerely.

Dizzy is the hard working and honest zoner because I like her, everybody else is a crimelord.

06.01.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no proof you didn't go sicko mode.

06.01.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

+2

06.01.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read: I am instalocking Giovanna and doing sub-optimal Season 1 dogshit the second I get knocked down by Milia.

05.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been trying to learn A.B.A. in Strive, but made the mistake of thinking about how I've never played a zoner in a fighting game before and now Dizzy calls to me like the green goblin mask.
I'd play Asuka, but I don't think at 32 I have the mental capacity to be doing all that shit

05.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tired of reflecting on myself, I am GOING to blame the beasts, dawg, it's over.

05.01.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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