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If your in-game name has ttv in it and I find you not currently streaming, you are destined to duel me to the death in an abandoned shopping mall.

09.11.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to teach what I came to learn over the afternoon were terminally online gen alpha kids today.
Bro they were cooked, boiled, burnt, absolutely roasted. It was a genuine museum for horrible traits and behavior to have been taught.

Outlaw phones before the age of 35.

08.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Decided to be the first person to reach 4 digits, which doesn't look impressive, until you realize you have to flip coins for 30 hours in 2 days.

Do not do that.
I will of course sink to like 400th in a week, but I will always have gotten here first, I guess. πŸ₯²

07.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I haven't achieved much in 2025, but at least I am coinflip famous.

06.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some food has this infinitely stacking buff that makes them taste better the longer you go without them.
Shit like Ferrerro Rocher, bro. It's pretty good, but if you don't have one for like 3 years? Life altering.

03.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not saying Chess is self-harm, what I am saying is they probably live on the same street. They look each other in the eye getting the paper in the morning for sure.
They awkwardly say hey when they walk their dogs absolutely.

29.10.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tough day on Summoner's Rift.

27.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've listened to Critical Role for a long time, usually just letting it play as I do other things, and sometimes scrubbing back for things I missed.
Campaign 4 is the first time I've had to genuinely schedule 4-5 hours a week to just watch.
I'm completely taken in. I miss D&D.

25.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are all perpetually one bad day away from reinstalling Genshin Impact. Stay humble.

24.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

damn with the january 6th capital R

24.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think there's a single thing the kid in me that played the original Air Ride 20 years ago could have wished for that isn't in this game.
Holy hell, man. What a delight. There's so many little features in the game that scream "just enjoy yourself." More games need that.

23.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm late, but Top Ride being back in Kirby Air Riders has made 2025 worth it.

23.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everybody at camp: "The freedoms I've lost through circumstance and a tadpole are unforgivable, we must band together and against all odds, stand up, to never let this unconscionable crime against humanity reach more people than it already has."

Minthara:

23.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recruited Minthara in BG3 and I love that she's just like "I can't believe I was forced to commit horrific crimes under the control of the Absolute, I wish I was forcing people to commit horrific crimes under my control, bro I hate that bitch Gale so much."
What a character, man

23.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Something in my brain chemistry changed in the last 4 years and now I no longer feel the earth-shattering need to stream Tetris for 6 viewers at 4:33 AM and I honestly think I should regress a little, that shit was tight, man.

22.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The game is called Super Monkey Ball because the Simian is inside of the Sphere.

17.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love watching League streams, you'll not look at your 2nd monitor for 6 hours, and their record goes from 0-1 to 1-3, somehow theyre 3 ranks lower than when they started, the man they thought they were gonna be nowhere to be found as they laboriously type 1-4

They hit play again

15.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those lands do be shadow-cursed

12.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing BG3 again (again (again)) and even though the smoke and mirrors are gone after beating the game, it's impressive just how many little story arcs start, conclude and keep your head turning in the right direction throughout.

12.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DBFZ getting another patch and character isn't something I ever expected, but I'm so down to jump back in dude.
Time to dust off the ol' Krillin, Majin 21, Tien team for another round of praying to Merry Christmas with a Shin-Kikoho

11.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Played Absolum for like an hour and my life changed.

10.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin' twisted, aye?

09.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin' twist it, aye?

09.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't ask me shit, I only have solutions for rubik's cubes

09.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I was having a terrible week, but I just found out they announced the Kindergarten Wars anime a couple days ago and now it's all okay.

Fuck a September 29th - October 5th slump.
All my favs are getting animated next year.

05.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on my way
I'm Dan da dan OP2 - Aina the End - On My Way.

03.10.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need the number of whatever devil Brennan Lee Mulligan struck a deal with.

03.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You right. Ketsui is one of the few Cave games I don't have yet.

30.09.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting into Shmups is a mistake, there's always more, you always want all of them, their legacy is too large, you will never catch up, you're €12.000.000 in debt, you got an arcade cabinet in the kitchen cause there's no space elsewhere, it's over.

30.09.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you aren't reading Akane-Banashi you are losing, that's it, lower bracket immediately, life on the back foot brother, that's you, you did that to yourself.

29.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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