a little girl is sitting on a couch with a pillow and says `` oh no you did n't '' . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with a pillow and says `` oh no you did n't '' .

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MERCH!

The thing that fascinates me about It is that It can’t pay off a stroke under the table. It can’t get on its ridiculous app and tell everyone It wouldn’t tap a stroke bc it’s too ugly. Tick tock. Whether earthly justice or death reaches It first, It has no idea what’s coming.

I really don’t know how that feckless cü^t can live with herself.

Easily one of the best podcasts out there.💪🏼❤️

No, Donnie, you don’t get your tee ball trophy. No sit down and have a snack or eight while the grownups talk.

Thoughts and prayers and CRY HARDER.

My thought is Cheeto Benito is living proof of the adage “you can fool some of the people all of the time.”

Then the moronic parents will have more time to ponder at leisure their moronic choices. No. Sympathy. At. All.

Maybe their non-vaxxing moronic parents can explain it to them. Sorry for the kids. I hope this breaks their parents.

Whatever he has, I hope it hurts like hell.

John Schneider was hot when I was a child. Now he’s just sad and pathetic.

Gummies. I’m serious.

Oh no! Now I bet she’s really REALLY concerned! Cry harder, traitor.

I’m so surprised, said no thinking person ever.

What a POS.

I really do not understand how she can live with herself.

NOT A DRAG QUEEN

And that sucks double for him because he also wants his reputation to be squeaky clean and it’s anything but. Sorry, Johnny boy.

…although thrifting is kind of a trend now.

This is what happens in our ELEMENTARY SCHOOL when I catch a student doing behavior X. If it’s not “what about that kid over there doing behavior Y” it’s “that kid over there made me do it.” NOTHING is ever their fault. Is it, l’il Mikey?

It was ADORABLE when he had no answer and suddenly he became the tone police. “We don’t interrupt on this show. We don’t talk over each other.”😂

I personally think we’re still at the beginning of whatever’s coming.

I don’t believe for one second that that is real. It stinks of putting a gang logo on a pair of fists in Canva.

No, they are such fucking babies. Only little children who have no physical, mental, and emotional regulation do things like this.

Believe me sir, every time I look at you I see the Antichrist. No worries.

Oh. My. God.

Seven unendable wars in your BUTT. Sorry, feeling extremely Gen-X juvenile today.😂