Jendellgirl

Jendellgirl

@ladyflashheart.bsky.social

The idiots. The idiots are winning.

47 Followers 40 Following 218 Posts Joined Apr 2025
1 day ago
a tan chihuahua-sized rodent with a graying muzzle is being held aloft in front of a white wall. the creature looks at the camera with dark, round eyes. each of his ears are the size of his head, sticking out on either side like satellites. he looks a little embarrassed that he's been caught.

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a gigantic mouse that someone just found in their home. Please gently return them to the garden and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: kitsune_inu)

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Echo de menos la gente que había antes en la calle 😓

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1 day ago

Tú imagínate si David Fincher, después de tener clarísimo que la mayoría de la gente no entendió la sátira que pretendía con “El Club de la Lucha”, hubiese hecho cinco películas más con el personaje de Tyler Durden desatao.

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thebirdandhersong: "Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you"
alex51324: "it doesn't even cure me of being tired"
zaprowsdower27: "It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered"
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Nearly six months behind bars. No bail. When they finally dismissed the charges they released her in North Dakota with no winter clothes & no means of getting back home to Tennessee. They upended this woman's life.

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1 day ago

Arrest quotas

Palantir selected “targets”

No warrants

Random detainments

Despicable

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2 days ago
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This is Lance. He may have overreacted a little bit to a leaf, but when you are two inches from the ground, anything could be a potential threat. 12/10 (TT: katiemhartline)

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2 days ago

Cita este post con tu medio de transporte alternativo que no dependa del petróleo.

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Estamos a *esto* de que los mismos que se ponían el esparadrapo en la oreja empiecen a comprarse zapatos tres tallas más grandes.

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5 days ago

Martín Romaña, animal espiritual. Y uno de mis gatos estuvo a punto de llamarse Julius.

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5 days ago
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Tragicómico.

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6 days ago

Bluesky Galicia (sobre todo, pero cada repost de cada une de vosotres, seáis de donde seáis, puede hacer la miaugia): a ver si podemos ayudar a que Xinzo (qué CARUSA, POR FAVOR 🥹) encuentre el hogar que merece.

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6 days ago
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Empieza a sonar la alarma. "Ah, perdona, creí que se podía salir por ahí". Comprensible, deberíamos tenerlo señalizado más claramente 🤦🏻‍♀️

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6 days ago

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

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1 week ago
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Os dejo aquí unas tonterías que he hecho por si queréis utilizarlas
Sentíos libres de modificarlas a vuestro gusto

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Feliz día.

www.facebook.com/HorribleMean...

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1 year ago
IOWA CITY, SEPT. 16
You were driving your Cybertruck south
on N Dubuque Street past the 1-80
ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't
see your face, and I'm worried you didn't
see my middle finger. Just wanted to
make sure you got the message.
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1 week ago

Esto es un escándalo mayúsculo.

Es obvio que la “libertad” de Ayuso es sólo el escondite para su proyecto autoritario.

Pero al menos intentan disimular alguna vez.

Para empezar esta señora debería estar cesada ya mismo.

Para empezar.

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1 week ago
Photos of all the school children killed by a US strike in Minab, Ireland

The United States killed all these children last Saturday.

170 of them.

Every. Single. One.

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1 week ago
Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on 

vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics
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1 week ago
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Las casualidades persiguen a Ayuso y a su gobierno sin descanso. Pasen y vean, súbanse a la nave del misterio en la que viajan los Stranger Things de la derecha.

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¿Acabo de "diseñar" y comprar las mejores Converse ever? Efectivamente.
¿He perdido literalmente la cuenta de cuántas tengo? También.
Viva el mal, viva el capital.

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143M of your tax money went to a company that was 8 days old. 8 days old.

I forget who caved on that funding bill. It'll come to me.

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Florence ICE detainee dead after untreated tooth infection, official says An ICE detainee, who had been at a Florence detention center for four months, died Monday following an untreated tooth infection.

An ICE detainee in Arizona has died of a TOOTH INFECTION after it went untreated for weeks, a local official says. He was a Haitian asylum seeker imprisoned in Florence, Arizona. @emilybregel.bsky.social reports.
tucson.com/news/local/b...

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1 week ago
2 Screenshots from the movie "Arsenic and Old Lace" (1944): First, a man in a light-colored suit stands with his back to the camera, facing another man in formal attire with glasses, a vest, and a pocket watch chain. They are inside a wood-paneled room with antique furniture and a clock on the wall. The man in formal attire has a serious expression as he listens. The subtitle reads: "Your term of office is over." Second, the man in formal attire now has a smug expression while responding, while the other man remains in the same position. The subtitle reads: "-Is this March 4th? -Practically."

Mar 4th 1909 - Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt's end of term. Mortimer Brewster's brother, who thinks he is Teddy Roosevelt, believes it's March 4th when Mortimer tells him to pack in preparation for moving him to Happy Dale asylum.

📽️📅 Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

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3 Screenshots from the movie "A Fish Called Wanda" (1988): First, a close-up of two large diamonds resting on a white fabric napkin. Second, an office setting where two armed robbers dressed in black ski masks and tactical gear hold up a jewellers. A man in a suit stands near a security cage with his hands raised, while hostages sit on the floor, some looking terrified. The subtitle reads: "Anybody moves and you're dead!" Third, a courtroom scene where a barrister with a white wig and black robe speaks intensely while standing in front of a panel of judges and lawyers. The background is filled with other legal professionals and spectators. The subtitle reads: "Miss Gershwitz, on the fourth of March of this year, in the morning, where were you?"

Mar 4th - Gangster George Thomason, his stuttering animal-loving right-hand man Ken Pile, and Americans con artist Wanda Gershwitz and weapons expert Otto West commit a jewellery heist.

📽️📅 A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

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a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

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1 week ago

Acabo de aprender que el saludo de los japoneses al entrar en casa de otra persona significa "vengo a molestarte" y es lo mejor que ha hecho jamás ningún idioma.

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Pedro Sánchez recibiendo a Gisèle Pelicot en La Moncloa.😍😢

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