Is anyone else still eating brains in 2026?
Gonna get so hot from the gym you'll be like "sex me now, Fuck Doctor"
My rage is never as impudent as when I have a song stuck in my head, and never do I have more songs stuck than during the holidays.
I ship it
are you mad at me for eating your fingers i'm really sorry
Learning necromancy and druidism so I can reanimate yakisoba
Strip Tokaido wasn't as big a hit as I thought it would be.
We should box I dunno
You're looking safe and depositable tonight
In the alley behind the game store giving head in exchange for minis I'll never paint
A briefcase full of squirrels is ridiculous. A suitcase full of squirrels makes perfect sense.
Corporate Cunt vs Office Siren
Ducks
I had peas. I had my hands full of the peas but then
This is my emotional support Issaquah class ferry. That's why it's in such poor condition.
Too many cheese borgar in his dick
Sorry, I've just been feeling kinda.. I dunno, 2-ply
Would you like a pumpkin cinnamon roll before I blast you with this elephant gun
Mom did you shit? You farty today? Mom I been shittin, you good or
How do I defeat a trashcan
Hot milk + egg = 🤔🤔🤔
Can't make art without a butthole
Lost in the bisque, you know
Straight up slammin minestrone
I'm on that cheddy broc life
saying "skip" when a straight man makes an innuendo at me
survivor horror sex
bbno$ should play D&D and I should be his dungeon master and also his good friend
Damn boy you got all that ass and you aren't even sitting on it
I think the only real differences between a cat and a goblin are opposable thumbs and a general understanding of simple machines.
