jay 🌿

jay 🌿

@crisisincarnate.bsky.social

too young to be a myspace millennial, too old to be an ipad baby

73 Followers 27 Following 445 Posts Joined Oct 2023
2 days ago

alphabet soup feels a bit american but i am also such a soup guy at my core

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2 days ago

trying to decide whether to describe my diabolical first draft for this research proposal as 'word salad' or 'alphabet soup'

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3 days ago

It shouldn't.

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1 week ago

"my lecture in a few weeks' time will be centring on the polycrisis framework. i have thought about what i'll include, of course, but for obvious reasons i might leave it until the night before to fully assemble the script"

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1 week ago
Screenshot of an email reading "You'll know that one of the central framing ideas on the module is crisis, and since we last all met together we have seen yet another global crisis develop in the space of just a few days. How we might think of what we're doing in the light of a new war is something we can consider - I'm planning to mention it in the context of contemporary media during Thursday's lecture.

All the best to everyone,

Stuart"

just over four weeks into this contemporary lit module and this is the second (possibly third?) time this lecturer has said a new global crisis has developed . life's so fun

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2 weeks ago

i know "get off your high horse" is meant to be a bad thing but icl, i love my high horse. the view up here's lovely

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3 weeks ago

For lent this year I'm giving up napping. I shall still be sleeping, kipping and snoozing though.

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1 month ago
Nigel Farage called
'w*nker' in Gorton and Denton by-election visit
30TH JANUARY
GORTON AND DENTON BY-ELECTION
Reform UK party leader Nigel Farage (centre) with Matt Goodwin (left, the party's candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election (Image: James Speakman)

The people of Gorton & Denton are not wrong…

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1 month ago

something very humbling about answering the door in my snoopy pyjamas and several-days-unwashed hair to a green party doorknocker when my mother (usual door-answerer) is out . doorknocking for the greens

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1 month ago

not for a few years, but they definitely exist(ed?)

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1 month ago
A young white man bundled up in a fluffy jacket, knitted hat, and fingerless gloves. He is giving a weak thumbs up. The fluffy jacket is pulled up over the bottom half of his face.

on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🀩

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1 month ago
Paddington in Animorphs

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

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1 month ago

and i wholeheartedly agree with you on both

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1 month ago

tbf i feel like using the substance as ur reasoning here is counterproductive given we're Quite Severely In The Minority in terms of that film's general reception

meanwhile i don't think i can name a single person who would say f1 deserves the nomination

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1 month ago

i'll allow it best editing. best visual effects. best sound. those three i am fully willing to accept

but BEST PICTURE? THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE? A NOMINATION FOR THE OSCAR FOR BEST PICTURE?

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1 month ago

there really is no better example of awards season being bullshit than fuckin F1: The Movie somehow getting a best picture nomination 😭

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1 month ago

ao3 is down for maintenance for the majority of today which is honestly probably a good thing bc it removes one single option (the pitt fanfiction) from my vast arsenal of Ways To Distract Myself From My Assignment

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1 month ago
Preview
THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdown to watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's…

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

vimeo.com/1156345183

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1 month ago

the bone temple, on the other hand, will absolutely be getting a rewatch . i fuckin ADORE this franchise

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1 month ago

hamnet is getting added straight to the list of 'absolute masterpieces that no amount of money could convince me to rewatch' (alongside aftersun . there's something of a mescal theme but it's unrelated)

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1 month ago

triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies

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1 month ago

hamnet is getting added straight to the list of 'absolute masterpieces that no amount of money could convince me to rewatch' (alongside aftersun . there's something of a mescal theme but it's unrelated)

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1 month ago

triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies

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2 months ago

lickle bit tempted to keep a detailed log of every train journey i take this year so at the end of 2026 i can do National Rail Wrapped: Disabled Access Edition

so many opportunities for graphs and charts

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2 months ago
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where i create from

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2 months ago

i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)

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2 months ago

see also: signing in with password, verifying with an otp, verifying again with the 2fa app, then verifying Again with microsoft authenticator

it's hard to imagine any hacker caring enough about my degree to try going through even one layer of 2fa. i don't even care enough about my degree .

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2 months ago

the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account

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2 months ago

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby

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2 months ago

realistically if i'm taking the entire world in one night i'd rather do it bladdered than playing russian roulette with lactose

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