jealous of the wall 🥵

beep beep

When you’re a lovecraftian nightmare but also just a little guy

JEE-ZUS ! 🥵

Me: Free use? Yes!

Boss: No, we need to talk about the DSL report.

Me: Dick sucking lips report? 😍

Boss: You’re fired.

Was about to ask who’s in the screenshot then I read the alt 😭

AI man

You look amazing, *and* I support your fitness/whatever goals. I think it’s natural to want to change things about yourself, and I think that’s healthy as long as you appreciate yourself from point A to point B.

Shaving = reverse aging serum

We need an updated PSA poster for this situation 💦 🥽

Dreamboat 😍

You’re so freaking cute man

With your dick, definitely the see-through 😍

Oh you real freaky huh

Either fat cock Friday or free cock friday 🤔. Either way 😏

Still look amazing based on your other thigh pic 😍. But good luck this year all the same!

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You look amazing 🔥. Good luck this year, long term illnesses are tough 😓

I thought you were 83 I don’t like you anymore (happy bday ♑️ club 🥳)

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Putting a towel down so I don’t scrape my knees

When you find a steal at the twink outlet😘

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a group of students ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a group of students

Someone dissing your fly girl?

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I feel bloated and week every day, but alas my gay guy costume does not come off

Had this experience as a Midwest gay. My Portland bf needed to explain that I was being hit on lol

Thats the secret! Try mussing it up a bunch too while you blowdry

Mmm marshmallows

Let's be real, I'd fuck you even if you had The Mummy (2017) on your shelf lol

To paraphrase John Waters: "If you go to somebody's house, and they don't have [The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz], don't fuck 'em." Sorry I'm pretty sure that's the quote 🤷‍♂️