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JJ preseason vs. JJ after one game

It's between ravioli and angel hair for me. I've never been able to get into ravioli. It's OK, but I'll take most anything other than that. And There's like one dish I've ever had where angel hair felt like it made sense (a chicken and oil-based sauce dish).

Some dumbass is gonna make the argument Frank Gore isn't a first ballot Hall of Famer, and I'm here for it.

It’s a solid one. Like every other company like that, some bananas stuff.

Having watched the moviepass documentary, this is both the most bizarre and least surprising development in recent memory, @dustingouker.bsky.social.

I'm guessing Republicans won't be going to see Truth & Treason.....

Unrelated, but just now realizing this is the guy from Ludwig!

The look on his face and the tone of his voice ... I feel bad for him.

I think it's more like "who will be the third base coach for the Rockies" -- Mets feel a little too mainstream.

Proudly wearing my NO KING BUT SHAUN KING tank top as I walk past everyone's baffled stares

Sumo wrestlers enjoying Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers having fun posing with Stonehenge

Sumo wrestlers posing like The Beatles on Abbey Road

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

The only king I recognize, Leo Leclerc, sniffing a camera lens in the paddock before the USGP

Now this is gonna be a photo

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Crushed my 16-mile training run today.

Airlines are generally pretty shitty, but a low-key really shitty thing they did was get rid of bereavement fares.

Yea, there seems to be a drastically different level between someone like Scherzer and MJ/Kobe.

flacco on that zone read

washingtonians literally can’t get married due to the shutdown which may sound like a cutesy who-cares issue except that it means those washingtonians can’t get on their partners’ health insurance or make progress in immigration cases to which marital status is relevant, etc

hey real quick quick if you’re reading this and sitting in the diamond club can you stuff marlins man in a trash can

I mean, it would depend on his condiment choice as to whether he has ... the sauce.

If you’re a Washington Spirit fan, there’s bad news from tonight’s CONCACAF game against Monterrey: Trinity Rodman went down hard and had to come off the field on crutches. Hoping it’s not too serious, but she looked like she was in lots of pain.

I think at this point, my favorite movie is either Big Trouble In Little China or Midnight Run. There's plenty of other great movies out there (Die Hard, Major League, etc etc), but those are the two that battle it out for #1 on my list.

not to repeat the obvious but: if they are doing this to one of the most famous Western activists alive, imagine what they are doing to the people whose names we will never know

I lost to Joe Mazzulla and the Celtics coaches by 53 points — and it was the time of my life Joe Mazzulla challenged the Celtics beat reporters to a very humbling game of 5-on-5 basketball. It was a memory I’ll never forget.

I'm not sure what's funnier: the media losing by 53 points, or that specifically, the final score was 57-4.

Fun stuff from @noadalzell.bsky.social.

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire

"a test"? you mean...a violation?

Mixed a cold sun-dried tomato pesto chickpea dish with some tabbouleh and it's quite fantastic!

gonna tell people this was the royal wedding

I went back and watched that video and it cracks me up listening to Uecker, Costas, and Morgan talk through it. I completely forgot Uecker was the third man in the booth.