wow, my first valentine’s. y’all are on to something.

Why were the Beyonce tix I got $200 more and in a different location than what the listing said?!

If you don’t give me a “shout-out” when I die, you’re fake af.

wait, they were serious about this ban?!?

skinny b*tches who make being skinny their whole personality are so annoying. It’s me, I’m skinny b*tches.

Karaoke?!

my coworkers think i’m “so fit” for always taking the stairs. meanwhile, i’m standing outside the door scrolling for at least 10 mins before going back inside.

CHECK ON YOUR BALD FRIENDS! 🥶

Quickly, everyone post the snow on your IG stories!!!

i am cryingggg

♉️ ♒️ ♊️
does this mean im gonna be hot and rich?

i love my friends.

first time being home since coming out and I only wanted to swing on one person (so far).

my aunts collectively said i’m losing weight. As a Filipino, this is a big deal!

RUN, DON’T WALK

should i get a ouija board for my Christian family’s white elephant?

headed home to see my family for the first time since coming out to them 🙃

opened the Chase app instead of Bluesky and hurt my feelings 😔

need to leave for the airport at 11:30. what time should i start packing?

can someone invite me to a gender reveal so i can say “. . . and i think you’re non-binary.” ??????????

on a date. do i open with “so, what do you do?”

👏🏾

One thing I will never do is run to catch the metro. Yeah, im already 10 mins late but no one else needs to know I’m bad with time management.

she wanna be Elphaba so bad

she was perf 🥹

i was so excited to have leftover leche flan, but i dropped it on my scooter home 🙃

i was gonna complain about someone being annoying, but maybe that’s exactly how i am 🤔

edging rn (counting down til PTO).

introvert’s life hack: leave desk after sending an email so they can’t follow up with a call.

flight prices between DC and CA are CRIMINAL