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Little known fact: confetti is Jacob Wysocki's real blood type. The who wants to be a millionaire type show where they doxxed his blood type was actually a lie. Jacob's blood is actually just confetti.

Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given

"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

Just realized I have everything I need to make a meatloaf. Tomorrow.

Not understanding how intelligence works.

Realizing no one thought I was stupid when I spoke like a douchebag high off her own farts in middle and high school but when I started speaking more casually and picked up more slang, suddenly I was the dumbest person those same people had ever met and understanding that this is just them

What is Batman: The Musical?

Keep it. Type absolutely ridiculous gibberish into it until you have to pay again, then cancel that and uninstall.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.

Modern Art

He says "Of course you do. Everyone does."

Here's my cat. His name is Yoshi. Enjoy.

Bacon Cheeseburger with mayo, some leftover popeyes sauce (idk what it is but it's good), tomatoes, pickles and spinach.
Best burger I've made in a long time.

When the fuck are we going to god damn do this? We should have already done this. We should not be in the fucking mess we're in. We should have done it already.

You know what's actually unironically good at McDonald's? McChicken Biscuit

Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre. Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."

average bluesky poster

Sharing primarily because this completely innocuous post got flagged for being intolerant even though it's just someone sharing their go fund me

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)

4 frame comic. 1st frame shows a frame from the ai video of trump dumping shit from a plane. Text reads : here's why i think ai art is The quintessential aesthetic of fascism. 2nd frame shows a frame from the trump Gaza ai video. Text reads : Its the closest that oligarchs can get to artists' power to create universes out of thin air. 3rd frame shows ai picture of trump as a pope. Text reads : they see art as a threat because it questions and deciphers the myths, dogmas, lies and illusions that fascism is built upon. 4th frame shows a frame from ai video of mysk dancing with trump. Text reads : ai art being soulless, depthless and uncritical is a feature... not a bug.

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

What is this question?

i’ve been trying to figure out for a month what this frame of van jones joking about dead palestinians reminded me of and i finally figured it out

This is the worst thing I've seen this week

It's like they're in a dom/sub relationship with Republicans and love getting publicly humiliated by them.

This is strengthening my conviction that if the Dems had run anyone but Joe Biden in 2020, we wouldn't be in this mess

Literally my entire d cup life.
I had long hair and tits but my voice was deep and I am shaped like a potato otherwise.

What is their fucking legs?

The Best Of The Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo