John the Bopper

not my fault it's all Anthony's fault

had to push back filming again cuz of the frigid cold. we are SO CLOSE to wrapping it is not even funny. once we do it won't be long till a trailer I hope

go watch it. I will know if you won't.

dude. the new muppet show is unbelievably good. they finally found their footing again, and I need a full season like yesterday

I ate a whole chip bag without even thinking about it...

this is the month i finish filming my movie and if i dont i will break some cardboard or. something flimsier than cardboard... french fry

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

im genuinely too sleep deprived to make sense of this

Do you think Homer Simpson deserves his head ripped the entire way off? I think it’s about time. I think it’s BEYOND about time.

YouTube video by John the Bopper The Super Special Holiday Christmas Special 2025

As we do every Christmas, we have a new holiday special and are raising money for Toys for Tots! youtu.be/mVplzm_3K_c

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS

new discord this time it'll work and if it doesn't i will stop trying discord.gg/TABPqmfcHq

huge news actually

I need to film something but my foot is all like "haha you can't stand up" and my studio is all like "haha there's nothing to sit on in here" and also I stored all my lawn ornaments in there before getting hurt and now I can't clear it out anyway :/

fighting to stay jolly when the world tries to de-jollify me, I will stand tall

you are the poster of all time

its true im friend

queen you dont need to debase yourself like this. the paycheck must be huge

i should win a the game award for best game

Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?

the burger king didnt have the sponge bob meal

had to change my handle back cuz I don't have the money to renew it rn

so proud 👏🥲

I FOUND IT JOHN!!! THE FROG SAID I'D FIND IT AND I DID!!!

having watched it like 40 times last month, i feel qualified to say this:

The message of The Muppet Movie (1979) is that kindness and whimsy is your greatest weapon against the deceitful, greedy and cruel world around you. That so long as you have your heart in the right place, you'll get there.

so... you finally figured it out... 👏👏👏

We’re releasing our VERY FIRST DEBUT ALBUM “Can We Hang Out Sometime?” on April 3rd!! 🥳 and you can pre-save it RIGHT NOW found.ee/GK-CWHOS
This album explores new ideas and themes of love, anger, friendship, and loss, but the one core narrative that binds each of (1/3)

College Critique

YouTube video by John the Bopper THE GOOD ASSASSIN - Teaser Trailer

The first teaser trailer is here. The Good Assassin premieres in 2026! youtu.be/zOhRvhjkfXs