I asked for a mocktail recipe book for Christmas because I got sober 6 months ago. I haven't missed alcohol until now.
Durian & Jackfruit Tropical Splash?
Smoked Seaweed & Plum Spitzer?
Blue Algae Lemonade?
Pickled Grape & Tarragon Fizz?
Talk about adding insult to injury.

Yum! That looks like my kind of comfort food.

Something in my kitchen is beeping quietly 3 times every minute. I can't find it and it's driving me crazy. My husband wouldn't even hear it with his hearing aids in. I've never been more jealous of hearing loss.

Hunka Burning Love

I loved those pizzas

Stay safe!

I am not procrastinating. My dog won't let me fold my clothes. At least that's what I tell myself.

Seriously doesn't look like it will last another week. I think you need a herd.

It's going to take a minute to adjust to being here. It's like leaving an abusive relationship when that's all you've known, and then being treated with kindness.

My husband came to the US in high-school and was asked to wake up the host family's daughter. He came back downstairs and announced that he had "knocked her up" which to him meant that he got her out of bed. He was very embarrassed to learn that in the US it means he impregnated her.

My spoiled doggo

Hello everyone! I love to laugh, read and eat. I was funny when I first joined Twitter back in the Middle Ages but now I am just tired. I have very little tolerance for stupidity, so I will try not to be an idiot. No promises though!