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@realbadcobra.bsky.social

Leader of Cobra Viva la resistance If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me. I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs

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Latest posts by realbadcobra.bsky.social on Bluesky

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can I suck your d!ck? 🥹

27.11.2024 11:20 — 👍 1110    🔁 67    💬 63    📌 12

Who the fuck cares that a Nazi died?

08.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Surprise surprise? Not a bit.

08.10.2025 19:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is how Nazis react to nonviolence

They cower like the subhuman garbage they are when you punch back

08.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#nude

08.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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two cartoon girls standing next to each other with the caption my reaction when a cruel angel 's thesis starts ALT: two cartoon girls standing next to each other with the caption my reaction when a cruel angel 's thesis starts
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$45 trillion
Should then be used to pay off the national debt, pay for Medicare for all, and a universal basic income of at least $3500/month.

And then, Faux "News" should be forced to report actual news and facts, with any lie on the network punished by an execution.

08.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Charlie Kirk leaked text confirms he was livid about Jewish donors Turning Point USA spokesman Andrew Kolvet confirmed the authenticity of the screenshots on Tuesday afternoon during the latest episode of the 'Charlie Kirk Show.'

🚨 Perhaps the rumors that Israel was involved in the death of Charlie Kirk weren't so far-fetched?

He was planning to leave the pro-Israel cause because a $2M/yr Israel donor canceled on him because he wouldn't pull Tucker Carlson as a guest.

Leaked Texts:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

08.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Kash was begging for a Community Note

07.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 12530    🔁 3260    💬 262    📌 96

Nazis learning about the treatment they want for black and brown people because it happens to them is my favorite genre of schadenfreude.

Poor criminal Santos is being treated like a criminal

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Which is why he gets the bullet to the brain
I'm not about to challenge that magic bullshit

08.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No matter how powerful the wizard, a bullet in the brain will always cramp his style

07.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social.

07.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 11346    🔁 3845    💬 309    📌 237

ICE is a terrorist organisation funded by the US government and deployed against its own people

The time to rise and resist is now

07.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 847    🔁 286    💬 38    📌 20
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#pussy

07.10.2025 13:54 — 👍 86    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

Yes, but what was the Orange Fucker doing on the list in the first place?!!

07.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0
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#nude

07.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 79    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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a video game called dragon quest x offline with a slime ALT: a video game called dragon quest x offline with a slime

12 main line entries really isn't enough for this series
#dragonquest

07.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the posse #dragonquest

06.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 367    🔁 99    💬 2    📌 1
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I'm just saying...

06.10.2025 21:40 — 👍 2381    🔁 635    💬 91    📌 25
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#nipples

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I love to see the telling, but I still can't see voting for Newsome.

07.10.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keep On Trolling Chump,Governor
Newsom.......

06.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 926    🔁 319    💬 33    📌 23
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#pussy

06.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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#nude

06.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

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