Grumpy Goblin Dawg

Grumpy Goblin Dawg

@loosewheelnz.bsky.social

Occasionally adults Toasted🥪 aficionado, 🥜🧈fan No terfs, terds, racists or a’holes GenX no f*cks given nolite te bastardes carborundorum 🐶🐈‍⬛ wrangler & servant Gin, make it a double cis she/her/ia. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally Born 324.23ppm. ex 🐦🗑️🔥 Te Whanganui-a-tara, Aotearoa

887 Followers 751 Following 8,608 Posts Joined Aug 2023
12 hours ago

Search your camera roll for hell
#VeryNiche

Very niche indeed 🤣🤣

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17 hours ago
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a cartoon of spongebob wearing a chef hat with a t on it Alt: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a chef hat with a t on it

Reports coming in that Asian nations are moving to three and four day weekends while mandating WFH to save oil.

Luxon meanwhile grades for Titles as Willis convenes meetings to go doom scrolling to figure out what Washington does next.

⛽️ is currently $3/l for 91

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1 day ago

Doggo who needs to go toilet at this hour of night = clown with zoomies after
Even my achey covid body finds this funny

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1 day ago
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An amazing advert!

www.thedrum.com/news/ad-of-t...

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1 day ago

And not to mention the variation in price throughout the country…

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1 day ago

Before this shite war…
28 Feb diesel = $1.74 @ Waitomo or ‘U Go’
A week later it was 2.13
Had to go out today & fill before it got ridiculously high
Today: $2.619 per litre
Fucking ridiculous how we can have a certain holding of fuel, yet our prices go up immediately something happens overseas
Scam

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Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request The title, which Luxon would receive on Monday, the Samoa PM said, was, ‘Tui-Sinave-ma-Ulumotootua’.

At HIS request.

Not everyone was thrilled.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

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Samoan detected v English
Tui-Sinave-ma-Ulumotootua
Squirrels and Squirrels Samoan detected v English
Tui Sinave ma Ulumotootua
Snoop Doggy and Snoop Doggy

Well according to Google translate… 🤣
Here we have with the hyphens and without

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1 day ago

It is. I have to use my car twice a week. But beyond that I’m going to seriously limit using it.

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1 day ago

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

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1 day ago

Fuck diesel 2.61 at Waitomo station in Wgtn
Was 1.74 about 3 weeks ago
Luckily only just over half a tank needed…
$91.12!!!

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2 days ago

Wait. Wait. You mean the traffic light system they thought was, umm let me remember now… ridiculous, condescending, things like that?

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2 days ago
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Fuel emergency level system: What happens at each stage, where are we now, are car bans included? There are four levels, similarly to the Covid alert system.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE DOING PANDEMIC LEVELS FOR FUEL

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

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2 days ago
VANITY FAIR

Last weekend, Iran, one of the world's oldest, most storied civilizations, was attacked by two countries: the US, which adorably is about celebrate its 250th anniversary; and Israel, which is younger than Liza Minnelli.

Oof

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2 days ago

Faster than international courier?

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2 days ago
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Calls to let workers stay home to beat fuel prices The government should take notice of what other countries are doing to help workers, a union says.

#NZpol

Yep. Clearly possible, and obviously less stress on the overall environment to boot as well, good.

Now, though some workplaces may be allowing it right now, the fact is — that's basically still an individualised response to a *national issue*.

Govt could take a lead. If it was a real govt.

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2 days ago

Oh but hang on didn’t our dear COC think they should be making everyone go back to working in the office as a way to fix the economy..

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2 days ago

It does

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2 days ago

You should get one for your doggos.
It’s meant to calm them… 🤣
Unaliving and pulling its legs off has been my boys reaction to it

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2 days ago

Just figured the ticking out!
Bought this for the dog a few weeks back
He’d managed to turn it on when trying to unalive the poor thing 🤣

www.kmart.co.nz/product/pet-...

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2 days ago

Thanks.

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2 days ago

Right now & unrelated I’m trying to uncover where a strange ticking sound is coming from in my lounge🤣
Symptoms:
Tues: Felt weird
Weds: Soreish throat. stayed home
Thurs: fine
Fri: Fine. Then started sneezing & sniffling 1/2 way thru day
Bought night n day flu tabs on way home
Aches started tonight

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2 days ago

Me too!

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2 days ago

Indeed!

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2 days ago

It’s alright. I have scopaderm patches for that 😉

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2 days ago

🤣

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2 days ago

Thanks ☺️

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2 days ago

Indeed.

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2 days ago

Thanks.

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2 days ago

Thanks.

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