(One) Ankit Ojha (After Another)

(One) Ankit Ojha (After Another)

@ankitojha.bsky.social

FP/CFN/TRAHR. Art before artifice. Writer. Words: CinemaElite.com (@cinemaelite.com). Filmmaker. YouTuber. Dad jokes. Movies. Depression. 🏳️‍🌈. He/Him.

191 Followers 185 Following 591 Posts Joined Jul 2023
9 hours ago

I hate this movie so much!!!!! Not because it's a movie that's bad but because it's so damn good I was just so angry with that asshole throughout the runtime lol

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3 days ago

... AND MAX LANDIS?????????

I just I just I just I just can't. I can't. This year.

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5 days ago

Anytime. I'm way too broke these days but if this is the least I can do to help I will.

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6 days ago
The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand.
CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. 
RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds. A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette.

CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there

RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries. Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: 
LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters.
CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. 
RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters. Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. 
LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. 
CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits.
RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

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5 days ago

Done.

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1 week ago
Preview
elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw ALT: elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw

We already are, Kim. We already are.

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1 week ago

all I needed was one normal motherfucking year. just one. yet here we are.

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2 weeks ago
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Gotta love listening to music this way.

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1 month ago

Oh I didn’t even clock that there was a band involved, idk why I thought it felt so similar to salad fingers running through rusty spoons lmao

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1 month ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO not stiff little fingers 🤣🤣🤣

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1 month ago

Man, I GREW UP listening to this. I NEVER imagined the insane traction it would get when I’d BE grown up, lol

Sigh, the 90s was an insane time for pop music in India. Post 2000s saw a gradual decline to a point that now 90% of the music is from Indian movies.

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1 month ago

Took me a month to finish this, for some reason, but my review of #ItWasJustAnAccident, written and directed masterfully by Jafar Panahi, is now up on @cinemaelite.com. Read more here: cinemaelite.com/review/film/...

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1 month ago

It's crazy how much I've listened to music after leaving the subscription service model as opposed to before, when I—theoretically, lol—had everything at my fingertips. I may not go back to that ever, I think.

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1 month ago

PREACH!!!!! omg there are more of us out there 🥲

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2 months ago

oh dear god lmao… the more I think about it the worse, and more accurate it gets 🙃

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2 months ago
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If you're an opinionated trans girl on the Internet a cis youtuber will make you the subject of his content and put you on blast for his braindead fans to pile on you

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2 months ago

*hugs* I’m glad I could spread some Christmas cheer then ❤️

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2 months ago

Actually they’re both perfect art 😤

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2 months ago

Easily the best thing I’ve seen in 2025 by a mile and a half.

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2 months ago

Or maybe you just found one.

That contemplative tenor in “oh no?” I felt that 🥹

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2 months ago

Art

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2 months ago

Neofascism is when people enjoy movies that make me irrationally upset

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2 months ago

it’s kinda terrifying how if you’re too opinionated or like the wrong thing as a trans woman online people can just press a big red button to attempt to murder you

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2 months ago

🧵!

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2 months ago

For posterity: bsky.app/profile/theh...

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2 months ago

What you are also going to do tomorrow with your stream is abuser shit. You have no soul.

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2 months ago

Fuck you agramuglia. You know exactly what you did.

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2 months ago

Please NEVER, EVER claim or even IMPLY something like that, take it out of your display picture avatar; you don’t deserve to be remotely associated with this.

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2 months ago

QUICK ADDENDUM: if you—yes, the same you who’s an “ally”—are totally fine with (using plausible fucking deniability of course) denying someone’s gender and sexuality, implying they’re a sex pest because they shot back after you said you’d bully a smaller YouTuber, you’re no ally; you’re just AWFUL.

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