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This comic features Victor, a toy-bird man that looks like an "emo falco", and Jack, a big buff toy-dragon man that kinda just looks like every bara-scalie dragon oc with black hair and a boxy snout. Both of them have mechanical joints, as they're action figures. "Penis take, man. Penis take" says Victor. "What?" asks Jack, visibly confused. "That's just a really penis kinda opinion" insists Victor. "-- "is that bad?" asks Jack cautiously, then looking more thoughtful if still tense, "Are you saying-- like it's ass? "Like it's a bad opinion? "are you saying it sounds typical for a penis?? "What do you mean" "Penis opinion, man." insists Victor, almost solemnly. "wwhat a.r yu sayig" cries Jack, voice breaking.

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Let’s get RATICAL 🐀✨

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄

Me: I don't feel shit

5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest

My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

i need to put out a set of stock photo refs for people who are desperate to find refs of the "weird and lumpy" body type

there has only ever been one good novelty popcorn bucket

orange cat dipping his foot into an upside down water bottle lid full of water

a little cup?? a little cup of water for Donnie??

i went to get my tablet to do some reading while i waited for my tablet to charge and then i exploded

multiple art references of hand, featuring long pink nails.

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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Carved in the likeness of the One True God, it was blessed with a mouth to give blessings to the people

A SKELLETEN SAYIN "DO NOT GIVE ME HINTS " I WONT FIGURE THEM OUT I WONT EVEN KNOW YOUW ERE GIVING ME A HINT , IF YOUR USING SUBTEXT TRY TEXT MOTHER FUCKER , IF YOUR BEING PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TRY BEING AGRESSIVE, I GOT TO MUCH SHIT GOING ON AND TOO MUCH THOGHT'S TO WORK ON A WORD PUZZLE RIGHT NOW, PLUS I GOT SOMETHING IM TRYING TO DEFROST AND I TRYING NOT TO FORGET ABOUT THAT , SO I GOT ALOT ON MY PLATE, BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DONT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Photo of a tiled wall. On it there is a sticker of Bart Simpson and Raphael the ninja turtle. Above them in Simpson's font reads: fuck ice, dude.

Good piss

DoniaLilly.com - Triangular crochet shawl in aqua, turquoise, navy, and gray with a cat scratch design. Perfect for the ultimate cat lady 😼

DoniaLilly.com Grey brown circular cozy knit pet bed

Lovely idea!
I’m a severely disabled artist & make cat-themed as well as for-cats pieces like this #CatWoman shawl (designed to look like cat scratches) & this cozy cat / kitten bed I have in stock right now:
donialilly.com/fiber-art/

& I make cat ornaments & coasters, etc
#CatSky #Crochet #KnitSky

Maybe there allgeric to tagoballs maybe there ageric to gagobears *Maybe they are allergic to taco bell

Leave the cleaning to us.

お掃除のことならお任せくださいっ☆

I fucking love cats so much 😭

This really is a great picture:

Waym testing

[ #Veadotube | #VTuber | #PNGTuber ]

lol boobs

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

where the fuck have all my lens cleaning cloths gone i own like 374 of them because i lose stuff so often but how did i lose ALL of them

I have to answer her riddle first or I get bit.

I have like 20 blankets to make

Beautiful art my husband made for me!!! 💚💚💚

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

i'm either feeling real good or real bad when i start sending my friends just...the worst selfies ever

Got bored at work so I made cigarettes

Two bunnies ride on the shell of an enormous snail, as it makes its way through a patch of mushrooms in the fall. The mushrooms and plants around them are also giant, so it's possible that the bunnies are just tiny and everything else is normal size

Daily bunny no.3235 will get there eventually