I had a mildly disastrous day ๐... Should i cook up a giant soothing midnight waffle? OR WILL THAT INVITE MORE CHAOS???
19.09.2025 04:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@snafu.bsky.social
I had a mildly disastrous day ๐... Should i cook up a giant soothing midnight waffle? OR WILL THAT INVITE MORE CHAOS???
19.09.2025 04:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm GenX! Back when I was a kid, We had no selfies... Instead, we sought out faces in rusty metal, stained walls, frost patterns, and the gnarled bark of old trees!
19.08.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes. But with 1990s goth-ness
23.05.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Dark gritty reboot of THE CROW set in Flintstones reality & titled: THE ARCHEOPTERYX.
(The protagonist is named "Erock Darkeopteryx")
Did I make this? Yes.
Does it mean anything?
Probably not.
Some folks manifest utterly different personae depending on whether or not they're wearing their lucky hat... Yet they still become overwhelmed by incomprehensible anger at the concept of drag performers existing.
16.03.2025 14:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ever wander around in the middle of the street as a PSA to remind drivers that sometimes people wander around in the middle of the street?
05.03.2025 01:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I dreamt i was at Walgreens Pharmacy, and the musak was playing "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" except the lyrics were changed to "Don't Stop Thinking About Bartholomew." And that fact felt incredibly sinister.
01.03.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i made this
27.02.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tonight my dad told me that in the Apocrypha, immediately after Mary birthed Jesus, some woman doubted Mary's hymen was intact. So she reached up inside Mary to check, and Mary's vajayjay belched out fire, completely incinerating the doubtful woman's hand up to the wrist.
21.02.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1If Elon Musk's dick were any good, he'd have posted a dozen pics of it on the day he bought twitter
18.02.2025 21:16 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A reboot of Kafka's "The Hunger Artist" but instead of public performance in a cage, it's round-the-clock live-streaming on social media.
(Summary of the original at link) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Hunge...
#Kafka
is this true? (Y) (N)
07.02.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Elon Musk hired a team of 20year-olds to help him win at "Universal Paperclips" ๐๐๏ธ
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Univers...
there you go again... just shamelessly flirting with the spiders right here in public!
01.02.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Let the Locksmith happen, Jeff... He always finds a way in.
17.01.2025 20:01 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you're saying your mind isn't naturally overflowing with its own stash of aging character actors?
#Sad
Ok. We get it.. You hate creating scene-stealing roles for aging character actors. ๐
17.01.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When I'm out taking pictures, some days seem to have a theme...
14.01.2025 19:11 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was momentarily shocked at "centrist" media acting as an engine of consent for Trump's expansionist idiocy. But then I remembered it also supported Biden's genocide in Gaza & supported US killings of a ยฝ million civilians in interminable Gulf War atrocities. Still on brand.
09.01.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0!!!!
05.01.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0what's the most recent thing?
05.01.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks to "WOKE" the only holiday greeting allowed now is "Them Thangs Surely Do Be Thanging!"
23.12.2024 17:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A distracted driver reaches desperately, trying to find their cellphone after accidentally dropping it between the car seats... But the phone is gone.
I made a meme poem
#RelatableContent
There's a well known quote: "It's easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of capitalism" And it's apparently also easier to accept street assassinations than it is to imagine Medicare for all.
10.12.2024 19:29 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Never presume ideological monoliths. Rational coherence is an impediment to comprehending the mood swings of America.
10.12.2024 13:26 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@snafu.bsky.social #Collaboration #Animation #StopMotion #Art #MixedMedia #Multimedia
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