Jeff Humm

Jeff Humm

@jeffhumm.bsky.social

Retired TEFL teacher, translator, teaching assistant.

271 Followers 973 Following 467 Posts Joined Nov 2023
4 hours ago
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This is a 10 million group (9.7 million) of Labour 2024

5 million Labour

1.75 million Green
675k LibDem
(2.4m million to centreleft - probably > 2.6m given other)

675k Reform
300k Cons
(1 million to right)

380k other (SNP, Plaid, Your Party, Ind, Fringe right. local)

900k Undecided/Wouldn't

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5 hours ago

Ta. I've mucked up this 'stub', btw. Need an edit button.

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5 hours ago
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Jack and Jill - Wikipedia

That line in Jack & Jill was always baffling. Contemporary, I think, but was it a common remedy ???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_an...

Up Jack got and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper;
Went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper

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5 hours ago

I never understood that bit in Jack & Jill. Contemporary, I think. So was this 'a thing'?

Up Jack got and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper;
Went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_an...

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15 hours ago

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

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20 hours ago
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The war will be over when I feel it in my bone spurs.

#PutinPuppet

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21 hours ago
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How it started … How it’s going

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22 hours ago

Any involvement in resolving the situation surely should be in our interests, not to help US. Much less to help Trump. He has ignored any caution from US advisers. Why would he heed any European 'strategic advice'?

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23 hours ago
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Literally this

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1 day ago
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An historic humiliation for the United States. Trump is so deranged he will not realise this.

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1 day ago

Depressing, but not unexpected replies to this.
ICYMI
@jwsidders.bsky.social @almagroschool.bsky.social

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Driver jailed over Birmingham Eid crash that killed girl, four Javonnie Tavener is sentenced over the crash that killed Mayar Yahia in April 2024.

In England a driver can be speeding, using cannabis and a phone, overtake another vehicle, mount the pavement outside a school playground and kill a 4-year-old girl while uninsured — and receive just 3 years 10 months for causing death by careless driving.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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1 day ago

Declaring that no quarter will be given unequivocally violates international humanitarian law. Indeed, ordering that no quarter will be given, threatening an adversary therewith or conducting hostilities on this basis is prohibited and constitutes a war crime.

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“I lost my job after harassing a complete stranger in the street because he’s Jewish”

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(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

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2 days ago
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The only thing prohibiting England from racking up a record win in Paris tomorrow will be if France take part in the game. England will surely romp to victory should France not do that.

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2 days ago

Mainly, I hope, disgust at your government and the apparent acquiescence of a surprisingly large proportion of your compatriots in this sort of shit:
bsky.app/profile/ayou...

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2 days ago

We have awarded these people contracts in the Ministry of Defence. What the fuck are we doing.

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2 days ago
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SUV drivers could face extra charges for driving in London TfL are also poised to increase 20mph zones and cut speed limits on the capital’s fastest roads later this year

This can’t come soon enough. 👏

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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Catherine Mayer - Everything You Know Is Wrong: How the media misrepresented Paula Yates and continues to do so The emails arrive every year without fail, sometimes in a flurry, and often pegged to the anniversary of our friend’s death. A new project is in the works that will finally show the real Paula Yates i...

Today’s Times asks but fails to answer why chat shows are almost exclusively hosted by men. There’s a photo of Paula Yates but no mention of her. Today is her daughter Peaches’ birthday & Claudia Winkleman’s debut as chatshow host so here is that answer catherinemayer.co.uk/everything-y...

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2 days ago

Such a dismal tale about the UK govt: so obsessed w competing with far-right to keep out foreigners that it won’t let in the brightest & best from war-torn countries even when they’re hand-picked by the FCDO, lest they ask to stay. Soft power sacrificed, but how many Reform voters will it convert?

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2 days ago

The cruelty of this.

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2 days ago

I didn't know that.
I've only had the misfortune of hearing him in UK before TNT made it ridiculously expensive.
Think it was a CK thing, tbh. He'd often not notice stuff happening - other commentators were fine.

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2 days ago

Eventually...

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3 days ago

Plus the weird constant sniffing/wheezing.
Laughing at his own unfunny 'jokes'.
Unbearable.

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3 days ago

The people who were entirely wrong about Brexit and completely wrong about Truss have been proved totally wrong about Trump's Iran war, too. Whoever could have imagined it? When on earth are we going to stop listening to these grifting, lying, delusional clowns?

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4 days ago
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A tax barrister sued me personally for £8m for libel after we linked him to a tax avoidance scheme.

Today the High Court struck out the claim, granted summary judgment, and ruled it was a SLAPP. The judgment is highly critical.

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3 days ago
After a series of fatal strikes involving civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, Congress directed the Pentagon to reduce civilian casualties as part of a 2019 law. During the Biden administration, the Defense Department created the Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response initiative.

The civilian mitigation teams – cut by 90% by Hegseth – work with military commanders on target planning, and making sure that targets are actually military sites. The teams help come up with "no strike" lists, including religious and cultural sites and schools

I knew that the Department of War shot a missile into a school & killed 175 civilians, mostly children.

This is learned today:

Secretary of War Hegseth had cut the teams assigned to prevent such tragedies by 90%.
www.npr.org/2026/03/11/n...

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3 days ago

And if it's not misogynistic why wasn't he offering to hypnotize men to make their dicks bigger?

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4 days ago
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Bridgend man 'in shock' after being punched for driving at 20mph A man says has become anxious and dislikes driving after he was punched in the face for driving at 20mph.

Violently assualted for doing nothing more than obeying the legal speed limit.
Yes, the attacker should be in jail. Driving and employing others shouldn't be a freedom ticket.
Also needs licence removing for good. He's clearly psychologically not to be trusted.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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