Thee Nerdy Wolf

Me: They should've called science fiction 'Lience'

Librarian: Shuuuuuut the fuck up

30.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 325    🔁 65    💬 11    📌 0

39 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 19, 1986, "Kiss" by Prince and the Revolution reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

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Def Leppard releases “Pour Some Sugar On Me” as a single 37 years ago today.

It wasn’t expected to be a hit, said Phil Collen, but “strippers in Florida — God’s honest truth — started requesting it, because it was a great song to strip to, to dance to .. It took off from there. The album went #1.”

16.04.2025 23:37 — 👍 4851    🔁 576    💬 260    📌 114

PARK RANGER: to be a guide you need to be able to name all the animals

ME: no problem

[later with a tour group]

ME: that’s Greg, & that's Sydney…

18.03.2025 12:30 — 👍 15601    🔁 1053    💬 293    📌 61

Today in 1842: Francisco López discovered that california was a non-binary state when he found gold in them/their hills

That joke is a perfect blend of history and wordplay—10/10,

Would mine for more.

08.03.2025 11:45 — 👍 511    🔁 57    💬 14    📌 1

White lotus season 2 is making me sad actually

02.03.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How come nobody told me how good White Lotus is??

#whitelotus

27.02.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody: ….
Kanye’s Wife:

03.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 521    🔁 67    💬 27    📌 6

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

26.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 59397    🔁 17297    💬 371    📌 1169

A four-panel comic called Instinct is Weird. In panel 1, a yellow warbler looks at a beautiful nest in a shrub and says "I made this for some reason". In panel 2, there are five eggs in the nest and she says "these are my smooth round children". In panel 3 an egg has hatched into a yelling hatchling, and she says "Oh no now it's loud". In panel 4 she looks distressed as five hatchlings now fill the nest, begging for food, and she says "help".

Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

18.01.2025 17:28 — 👍 24602    🔁 2664    💬 189    📌 81