Spicy Alien Meat

THIS is why my spiel about formula is "If it's commercially prepared it's *probably* safe."

Your regular reminder that I'm a big big fan of community milk sharing because trying to otherwise homebrew your own infant nutrition is an much worse idea than taking your chances with the supply chain.

That's what I'm saying. blasianbarbie and all of its variations used to be the go to screen name for them lol

That spicy asshole soap gets you everytime.

I was so wrong. But it's still available for pickup and instacart.

Ahhhh

Wasian this Wasian that.

Blasians had the 99s and 2000s on lock.

That chat rooms remember.

Do blasians still exist?

So Easy (To Fall In Love) by Olivia Dean on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 2:49

music.apple.com/us/album/so-... I have played this song like 8 times in 24 hours

Mid shopping, she said they start restocking.

Idk if they aren't allowed to go to the back and grab it off a pellet...

But I needed my watermelon chunks

There's a high chance that I will walk into sprouts and find all of these....

Because it happens every single time.

It's no shade to the shopper (usually)

Lawdddd I got some things

I went to HS with the one in the middle and it provided a good amount of belly laughs to my hs bestie friend group.

Like I need an answer. Because huh

We not.

No shade no tea but women/fems can't fix nor remedy the patriarchy any more than non-white people can fix white supremacy. Men really are the ones in charge of being on the forefront of dismantling patriarchy.

The labubu trend is happening a lot longer than I expected.

Like you are surviving off iced coffee and half a taco

I'm so annoyed but like... unjustified at

Omg🥹🥹🥹

I really like wearing a scarf around my head.

It looks like a hijabi. Hijabi is in the product description of scarves I like.

I like hijabis.

So, now we're combining religious psychosis with AI psychosis.

Cool. Cool. Cool.

Dear Apple, the UI of the FaceTime app is ridiculous. Give me a list view. wtf.

If she could cook it would have been monetized by now, so no.

I'm on the toilet and my cat expects me to play fetch.

Uh cuzzos… he made fried SHARK nuggets.. not gonna lie. I’m gonna try it. Jaws be taking a bite out of us so why can’t we take a bite out of them?! He said it tastes like salmon in his caption. I’ll try any dish once.

Jurassic world rebirth is already annoying me.

If I rescued you and your family, don't worry about what I'm doing on my boat. yours is sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Sit back.

Or whatever that Band-Aid commercial said

I'm not a govt worker, but to me it'd be even more of an insult that I had to miss 3 paychecks and yall got even less now than you were holding out for in the beginning. Bc if that was the case, you could've just signed them papers weeks ago.

A 40 day shutdown for nothing.

Not only is it not 11pm.. it's not even 10pm.

My uncle threw away all my childhood stuff that I stored at his house.

He also got rid of or sold my grandma's belongings without telling anyone.

He's upset that I'm mad about "old stuff".

You didn't have a great relationship with your mom and now we all suffer.