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Y’all let ASAP Rocky skate past that “my life ain’t Ferguson my life is fuckin these white hoes in soho” shit way too fast

George Jefferson, protagonist, minor antagonist, and anti-hero on The Jeffersons. George is played by Sherman Hemsley on the American television sitcoms All In The Family. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.

Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826) was an American statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who authored the Declaration of Independence, served as the third U.S. president, advanced religious liberty, expanded the nation through the Louisiana Purchase, and shaped early American political ideals

Most obvious Trojan horse since the original Trojan horse.

A reminder that Prince Andrew wasn't arrested for abusing Virginia: he was arrested for sharing private government information in a potentially treasonous way.

You ever think of how wild it is that planes just be flying in the air?

Like literally, whether you believe the world is 6000 years old or millions of years old, humans have only figured out how to fly in the sky the last 120 years

I think we all need to start being more open and honest about our current mental health states so we can help each other out. We all need each other whether you think so or not

Yall are being mean for basically no reason and it's weird.

What my eyes see when I look him up 🤷🏾‍♀️

How South Asians went from Pressure Cookers to the Instant Pot Words by Nashwa Ansari

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"why is your bag so heavy?"

First... i keep my meds in there

I had to figure out why I was wrong. Walton…. Maybe it will catch on. But unlikely.

What situation would call for this

All of these apps are a gah damn echo chamber.

Therapy will have you looking at this app sick. Y’all need help!

I’m not arguing with someone whose eyebrows are stepsisters. Y’all got it.

Y’all getting underpaid at y’all job. Work on that.

This could be said about any company and billionaire. Capitalism is bad and fucks people over.

This is not a special case

I know the Beyonce hate train seems amazing but that girl is using the hate train for engagement.

Damn I hate to be the hive who dismantles this but he got hurt on Mariah tour and he did get a severance, she just feels like it’s not enough.

I’m a habitual reposter. I don’t necessarily like what you said but I’d like for others to see it. Or I did like it and want others to see it. Or I just wanna put a bunch of stuff of the skyline because the current topic is stale, boring, or annoying.

I taught my cat how to give kisses.

It works 1/5 times. I know it works because he damn bear rolls his eyes when he comes over to give me kisses.

Out My Mind, Just In Time by Erykah Badu on Apple Music Song · 2010 · Duration 10:21

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This is ruffling feathers and I’m so confused why. Friendship and community are different.

Most times when I hear about community amongst millennials and Gen Z, they want friendship. Community is a collective not based on intimacy. You don’t do community service because they are your friends.

You ever apply to a job with maddddd bad Glassdoor reviews and just go “welp”

If I had a dollar for every time I been suggested to apply for Apple or Google.

I did! Get them on the line for me

If I could … I literally would. I would be at the recruiters house with a tray of brownies

Bf: why haven’t you applied for *dream unicorn job at dream unicorn company*? My friends does it for $50 an hour and he literally just does *simple unicorn tasks*

Me: do you think unicorn jobs have high turnovers?!?!

Crazy I was just watching videos about how Jesse Jackson potentially could have been involved in MLK assassination.

Oh lord. Glassdoor has a forum aspect similar to LinkedIn but it’s major threads/Twitter energy.

2012-2020 me would be so surprised that I just close apps when I realize it’s all rage bait