Rem

I know we just met but do you prefer if I eat you and then everyone you care about or I eat everyone you care about and then you?

The first one means your partner or friends can admire the heft you made on me while the second means you can admire how much they added to me before I send you down

*spurt*

And that's the last thing you'll ever do outside my balls before you're gulped down to be churned

Don't worry, you won't be missing out. In fact, your long stream day might just end up being extra special this year on 8/8 😏

Just set your profile picture to my dick and your display name to being my churned load. It'll save me the effort of grabbing your phone to change them later.

I just received Toy ($69) from Anonymous via Throne. throne.com/remfucks

Being hot is a lot of work which is why I should get paid for it

Thanks for all the birthday gifts~ It might already be over for me but that shouldn't stop you from sending me more. throne.com/remfucks

It's been six whole months since I got churned by @remfucks.bsky.social into a thick, musky, buttery load of raccoon jizz. It's all I'll be, forever.

#permavore

if you call me Daddy, I'm gonna thank you in advance for the Father's Day gifts

Give me everything. Then give me MORE.

Another empty wallet fucked open and floating in a filled condom.

Another trophy added to my collection.

You can always still choose cock. Though it'd be more like another layer of cockfat. Or maybe an inch of stripe.

Only thing you'll ever do from now on is throb, drool, twitch, and pulse.

So which one of you is gonna be my CTF'd dick and which one is gonna be transformed into my fleshlight

Take the challenge. Buy one of my used condoms and use the thick raccoon jizz inside for lube. Fuck your partner and see who wins out in knocking them up: Your fresh spurts of sperm or my day-old potent wads of raccoon ballbatter.

Hint: my cum always wins.

But that'd take too long and this is about knocking you up. Now move along, still got a long line of people dropping their underwear for me and letting me impregnate them.

This isn't about your pleasure, even if your knees buckle and you orgasm the moment you experience my potent thick jizz. My cock would feel even better even if it's just the tip pushing in and blasting deep inside you..

Pull your panties down to your thighs and let me shoot a few ropes into the fabric before pulling them up. Feel that hot cum on your naked flesh and how my swimmers push in and knock you up without me even having to touch you.

Look on the bright side! Me fucking your cock means you can easily swallow a whole person in there now and my superior seed is gonna make quick work digesting their mass to make more thick wads of my raccoon genes for you to spread.

Sperm takeover is hot. Let me dump my load into your sack and don't be surprised when your partners start carrying my kids instead.

I just need to cum in you once and I'll own your womb for the rest of your life. Permapregnant with a single gush of my dense supervirile nutsludge.

I'm so fucking virile that you could sit down on one of my old cumstains, feel the hot thick jizz on your bare flesh soaking through the fabric of your underwear, and end up pregnant.

Mayternity thoughts about breeding everyone. Let me knock up your partner. Or get pregnant yourself. I'll keep cumming and you can keep finding people for me to knock up. Don't let my valuable seed be wasted.

Call all your friends. I'm gonna make the people closest to you watch as I swallow you down my throat and into my stomach. None of them will help. You're going to feel hands rubbing my gut while you get digested.

Caption version of the quoted art where Short Remmy is throatfucking Gabe who's sitting on a stool against the shop counter. Remmy's paws are on Gabe's shoulders as he squats down on them, using them as leverage to thrust into the taller raccoon's throat with his massive cock while Gabe orgasms as his spiked collar snaps. Remmy: New Customer? I'm almost done breaking in my newest shop pet if you want a turn… Remmy: Or maybe you'd rather join him?

Capped and cropped version of the art. It's cropped so that it focuses entirely on Short Remmy fucking Gabe throat with his massive cock. He's in a squatting position with his paws on the other raccoon's shoulders as Gabe's spiked collar snaps from the throatswabbing. Remmy: New Customer? I'm almost done breaking in my newest shop pet if you want a turn… Remmy: Or maybe you'd rather join him?

Captioned version!

Remember: You can always commission art of yourself becoming my property and being fucked over by me.

It might just cost you everything.

Gonna be a lot of sounds with the sloshing and the gurgling and the crunch.