Born to potate, forced to work.

BTW I think about this masterpiece once a week.

I wish I wasn't so weird and awkward sometimes. It would make things easier. #justgirlythings

A thing I realized when I became an adult-People casually do coke WAY more than you think.

A waffle is just a pancake with pockets. They're deep pockets, though, so they're pancakes from the men's section.

I'll see myself out...

Love being overstimulated and I can't get away #whenisayloveimeanhate

I hate when I check informed delivery and I see a package coming and I don't remember what it was.

Been putting off some make up work and reorganizing/purging my closet. Today's the day I suffer😫

Yall need to get better material to joke about cause if Reddit went down some of you would be ready to burn down the world. Lame 😂

Everything stopped at exactly 10:30. It was very strange.

And it went dark. A Whimper at 10:30pm est. I'm sad because I was hoping for a midnight end.

Who would have thought that the rise of fascism in America was going to come at the death of a beloved social media app and a failed rapist businessman who was in Home Alone 2 becoming president for a second non-consecutive term?