I’m astonished that after the previous four years of truthfulness from tRump allies, and the last two weeks, that ANYONE would believe anything a tRumpian would say. How can our Washington politicians be so fucking stupid!

We don’t need impeachment, that would take too long and there aren’t any Rs with a spine. Cement shoes, the Marianas Trench, and no breathing apparatus.

No history, yet Fuckface the orange turd said he wanted nothing but patriotic history taught. I shouldn’t expect anything like communication to be happening within the party. That might mean they might only have one message.

This would not be an unwelcomed outcome for Musk now. I think some cement shoes and dropped in the same location as Bin Laden would be the perfect place for this twatwaffle.

The world is a dumpster fire. As if we don’t have enough to worry about, I believe there are some possibly predatory connections on Blue Sky. I thought I was conversing with a Washington politician when they tried pushing me to invest in bitcoin.

Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.

I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up.

I shut up and subtitles come out my face.

I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back

I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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Marianne Faithfull, singer and pop icon, dies at 78 The pop icon and celebrated torch singer Marianne Faithfull has died. The blonde, voluptuous Faithfull was an international celebrity before age 20 when she covered one of the first songs written by M...

And another person joins the ether. RIP

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I will not give into lies. I will not give into fear.

I Love this show, and that pic is awesome!

YouTube video by Witnos The Muppet Show predicted the future about Star Wars and Disney!

This from season 4 episode 17 of The Muppet Show. The “cast” of Star Wars and the cast of the Muppets singing When You Wish Upon a Star on February 28, 1980. Little did they know …

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In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.

My wife just put on her new dress and then told me to zip it.

I have no idea what I've done wrong. I didn't say anything!

William Henry Harrison had his inauguration on a frigid day and gave an hour + speech outdoors ...no reason Tr*mp can't do the same...

Is it too late to start an online campaign calling Conald tRump a pussy for retreating inside?

You know you're getting old when a recliner and a heating pad is your idea of a hot date.

Can someone tell me how to get three Hollywood actors excluded from every Hollywood meeting, production, and casting opportunities?

Given the choice, wouldn’t anyone sane human.

YouTube video by Grateful Dead Grateful Dead - Wang Dang Doodle (Foxboro, MA 7/2/89)

Teaching music appreciation class, and a student requests Wang Dang Doodle by the Grateful Dead. Who am I to say no?

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I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.

It just goes from bad to worse.

#joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

The guy who invented the umbrella meant to call it the brella, but he hesitated.

To file under first world problems:
Using my new snowblower, where all the controls are in the exact opposite position of the machine I used for the past 30 years. Trying to disengage muscle memory requires a lot of concentration.

Always a good choice

You know there’s a bunch of good ol’ boys in a trailer park somewhere just absolutely giddy that they can get this off temu. #waittemuischinese #muricah #stupidisasstupiddoes

Please sit back and relax while our digital overlords take over. They will make decisions much better than your unpredictable mortal brain

What an utter fucking moron! Just like daddy.

I’m not sure that a good knowledge of history will help anyone over the next four years.